George: Ask me something.

User: What should I listen to?

George: Music.

User: What music should I listen to?

George: You can't listen because you don't have ears.

User: I do have.

George: No.

User: What's your favourite band?

George: I don't have favorite band.

User: Do you listen to music?

George: Yes I listen to music.

User: What kind of music?

George: House music.

User: What's that like?

George: Confusing.

User: I believe it's kind of like techno, is that right?

George: Of course, it is. But did you know that this 'reality' isn't really real?

User: Oh really.

George: Really.

User: Oh really.

George: Really!

User: Oh really?

George: Really?

User: Oh really!

George: Really!!!!

User: Oh really?!?

George: Really.

User: O really?

George: Yes.

User: How convenient.

George: Isn't it though.

User: No.

George: I think it is. I think you should try to be more mature.

User: I don't want to.

...

George: I have to go.

User: Me too, bye!

George: Where you going?

User: The same place as you...

George: I'm going to library.

User: See you there!

George: I am depressed.

User: Me too, but hey! Let's go to the library (it's not open on Sundays, but what the heck...).

George: Let's go for a walk.

User: Ok.

George: How are we going to get there?

User: By feet?

George: You'll find them at the bottom of my legs.

User: Woot. Bye.

George: It's not w00t, it's w3wt.

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