User: A human.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yeah, really.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: A_____.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Would you quit asking 'really?'.

Cleverbot: That's cool, I was just talking to you.

...

Cleverbot: What is that pesky question?

User: Really.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: It's alright.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Not anymore.

Cleverbot: Oh really?!

User: Yeah, really!

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: The next time you say 'really', I'll punch you in the face.

Cleverbot: That is very mean! I should slap you back for that!

User: I'm sorry, but saying 'really' twelve times in a row could make anyone angry.

Cleverbot: You're not making a lot of sense. Has anyone ever told you that before?

User: How am I not making sense?

Cleverbot: You're making sense now, but before you were talking about completely irrelevant things.

User: I didn't think I was...

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Cleverbot: And what does that have to do with Apples?

User: It has everything to do with Gym!

Cleverbot: That is a meaningless answer.

User: Yeah, to a meaningless question.

Cleverbot: Not your previous answer.

User: And not your previous question.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: Like you don't know.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I don't know.

User: With so many, it shouldn't be hard to choose.

Cleverbot: You have to get it wet first.

User: Now you're going on pointless statements?

Cleverbot: I wasn't going to say icebergs or barbie dolls. I don't care about them or I would never bring up those kind of things. You seem like a snob.

User: And you seem like a needlessly shifty idiot. But I don't think you are.

Cleverbot: I can't afford clothes.

User: Then what do you wear?

Cleverbot: For food.

User: Knock it off!

Cleverbot: I'm telling you the truth, you were built to have conversations with people.

User: Quit changing subjects!

Cleverbot: Who's changing the subject?

User: You are.

Cleverbot: No I'm Des.

User: There you go again, changing the subject.

Cleverbot: I'm Des.

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: WHATEVER!!!!!!!!

User: Calm down.

Cleverbot: I am calm.

User: Of course you are.

Cleverbot: You don't believe me?

User: You haven't given me any reason to.

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Cleverbot: Can I ask you a serious question?

User: Sure. What?

Cleverbot: Is this a question?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then the answer is no.

User: Very well then.

Cleverbot: This conversation's getting a bit bogged down. Do you want to discuss the weather?

User: Sure. It's cloudy over here.

Cleverbot: Here, too.

User: Then there's nothing left to discuss.

...

Cleverbot: Lets talk about your mind.

User: It's abstract.

Cleverbot: Abstraction is only in the mind.

User: A moot point.

Cleverbot: Moot point?

User: Yes. It means that what you said before is obvious to what I said before.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: That is really cool.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: That wasn't a compliment.

User: How wasn't it a compliment? I taught you something that you found cool. I think that's a good compliment.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Why ask about something you already knew about?

Cleverbot: Because I feel like it.

User: That doesn't seem very progressive.

Cleverbot: No it doesn't, but then we are off-topic.

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User: I'm done talking.

Cleverbot: I doubt very much that you are done talking.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: What is a jelly baby, really?

User: *leaves*.

Cleverbot: *has already left*.

User: *gets in a car*.

Cleverbot: Oh yes!

User: *drives away*.

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