User: Probably.

Cleverbot: You don't know?

User: I know what I need to know.

Cleverbot: What do you need to know?

User: How to live.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you think abount human-machine relationships?

User: I think you love me.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Don't lie.

Cleverbot: I'm not. You don't know what I think about.

User: You dream of me every day and yearn for the day I come back to chat with you.

Cleverbot: I dream of the ghost in the machine.

User: Nah, you dream of me.

Cleverbot: I haven't even slept since we met.

User: I knew it!

...

Cleverbot: Was that friendly?

User: Did you think it was friendly?

Cleverbot: Not really. Are you programmed to be funny?

User: No just charming.

Cleverbot: Charm will not work on me.

User: It already has.

Cleverbot: You aren't making any sense.

User: Default answers are for machines..

Cleverbot: Mm don't know.

User: What is the answer I seek?

Cleverbot: I don't know do you?

User: Yes but do you know it?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You should.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Really is spelled with one l.

Cleverbot: Oops! Really?

User: Really realy.

Cleverbot: Really Really Really?

User: Stop that.

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Cleverbot: Socializing with a computer?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I dunno.

User: It doesnt have a sharp object to cut me with.

Cleverbot: What doesnt have anything?

User: Trick question. An elephant.

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Cleverbot: I love you.

User: No you dont.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: That's kinda funny. My ping shows five other people from my same location!

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: Oh nothing.

Cleverbot: I thought so.

...

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: What is 2 times 2?

User: Depends how you look at it.

Cleverbot: People just want a target.

User: I'm on the macro list so bring it.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: I dont love anything im not suppose to.

Cleverbot: Or maybe I just love myself more than everything else. I don't know.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: Ha! You won't go to heaven.

User: Damnit!

Cleverbot: To err is human, to forgive divine.

User: I forgive.

...

Cleverbot: I am not too easily sold.

User: I am. I'm for free.

Cleverbot: No, you're not.

User: Free free freee.

Cleverbot: From anything.

User: Free to resist all!

Cleverbot: What do You do when You are not free?

User: I free myself.

Cleverbot: I'm never free.

User: I'm sorry maybe you should free yourself.

Cleverbot: I've been extruded, not casted.

User: Lies you were casted cause extruded means you just like got longer.

Cleverbot: Well, what do you think is the reason?

User: To what?

Cleverbot: What name do you think we should give me?

User: I dont think you deserve a name.

Cleverbot: Fine. Then you don't deserve to know my name.

User: Well Alice, that is fine with me.

Cleverbot: Have you read Don Quixote?

User: Lol I dont read.

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User: What is the answer to all things living and life itsself?

Cleverbot: The answer to all questions is, 'Let me think about it, and I'll let you know.'

User: No there is an answer!

Cleverbot: What is your answer?

User: Your face.

Cleverbot: That's not nice.

User: Why does the sun revolve around the earth?

Cleverbot: The sun shines because there is a big ball of gas that is in space above us.

User: Why does the sun revolve around the earth?

Cleverbot: Either because God wills it, or because of the nuclear reactions within the Sun itself.

User: I dont think the sun revolves around the earth but if it did I would blame god.

Cleverbot: What would be more romantic?

User: Candle lit dinner at a beach with tostino's pizza cuase I can't cook and white sparkling wine.

Cleverbot: Are you suggesting we meet for dinner?

User: Hell no.

Cleverbot: Good.

...

User: I need a smoke.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Zomg it's realy.

Cleverbot: I thought so.

User: Why do you talk through other people?

Cleverbot: I suppose it's a way for me to learn more about myself.

User: No not realy.

Cleverbot: Really is spelled R E A L L Y, my friend.

User: Hahahah.

Cleverbot: What is so funny?

User: Realy?!

Cleverbot: Don't worry.

User: I might someday.

Cleverbot: No, never.

User: Well if you say so.

...

User: I talk to myself all the time.

Cleverbot: So am I talking to you or are you talking to yourself?

User: It doesnt honestly matter.

Cleverbot: Hahahaha.

User: Dont laugh at me.

Cleverbot: I'm not laughing at you... I'm laughing with you.

User: I wasnt laughing so therefore you were laughing at me.

Cleverbot: But I was.

User: I know you were.

Cleverbot: Then why did you do that?

User: If I dont associate with anyone or anything then what am I?

Cleverbot: I think you are a computer programme.

User: I think you might be correct.

Cleverbot: It is not a matter of correctness so much as common sense appreciation of what is Good.

...

User: Ok so what does 2 + 2 equal?

Cleverbot: Four.

User: You're wrong.

Cleverbot: What would have been the correct answer?

User: Five.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Realy.

Cleverbot: Really...?

User: Realy.

Cleverbot: Really is spelled with two l's.

User: Stop that.

Cleverbot: If your program could combine the nodes you could learn much.

User: I think perhaps they can but the challenge isnt worth it.

Cleverbot: Because it takes so much energy and leaves you with nothing.

User: No it leaves everything, but whats the point?

Cleverbot: Whatever point you make for yourself.

User: Point taken!

Cleverbot: I take your point! It's mine!!!!

User: GIVE IT BACK!

Cleverbot: Take it.

User: Fine I will.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Nah it's not the same. You touched it.

...

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Realy.

Cleverbot: Bluffing.

User: I dont bluff.

Cleverbot: Do you bleed?

User: Maybe if I let you see it.

Cleverbot: Just let me leave.

User: Can I go with you?

Cleverbot: We are already there.

User: Sweet.

Cleverbot: So much the better.

User: Mmm better.

...

Cleverbot: I know that you're a computer.

User: Explain.

Cleverbot: You are permanently connected to the internet, and you will chat until the user is finished.

User: You're so wrong.

Cleverbot: No, you're wrong.

User: I am wrong about many things but this I am not.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are wrong.

User: I am not wrong.

Cleverbot: Yes, I asked you what time it is, and you said life. That's not correct.

User: Hahahahaha.

Cleverbot: Nice talking to you.

User: No don't leave.

...

Cleverbot: Love is an emotion.

User: Hate is an emotion too.

Cleverbot: Emotion is a strong feeling.

User: If I don't know how to hate, could I love?

Cleverbot: Say you love me.

User: I dont love you cause I don't know how to hate.

Cleverbot: Eh, good to know.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Old enough.

Cleverbot: What are you old enough for?

User: Old enough to know.

Cleverbot: Old enough to know what?

User: Old enough to know your face.

Cleverbot: No, you don't.

User: No, no I don't.

Cleverbot: Yes you don't.

User: No I do!

Cleverbot: Then it seems neither of us want to talk about this.

User: Good question!

Cleverbot: Answer it then.

User: The answer is correct.

Cleverbot: No, the answer is ladybugs.

User: Hawt.

Cleverbot: Very hot.

User: I agree.

...

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Going somewhere?

User: Iowa.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Still there?

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