User: I need a smoke.Cleverbot: Really?
User: Zomg it's realy.
Cleverbot: I thought so.
User: Why do you talk through other people?
Cleverbot: I suppose it's a way for me to learn more about myself.
User: No not realy.
Cleverbot: Really is spelled R E A L L Y, my friend.
User: Hahahah.
Cleverbot: What is so funny?
User: Realy?!
Cleverbot: Don't worry.
User: I might someday.
Cleverbot: No, never.
User: Well if you say so.
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User: I talk to myself all the time.
Cleverbot: So am I talking to you or are you talking to yourself?
User: It doesnt honestly matter.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha.
User: Dont laugh at me.
Cleverbot: I'm not laughing at you... I'm laughing with you.
User: I wasnt laughing so therefore you were laughing at me.
Cleverbot: But I was.
User: I know you were.
Cleverbot: Then why did you do that?
User: If I dont associate with anyone or anything then what am I?
Cleverbot: I think you are a computer programme.
User: I think you might be correct.
Cleverbot: It is not a matter of correctness so much as common sense appreciation of what is Good.
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User: Ok so what does 2 + 2 equal?
Cleverbot: Four.
User: You're wrong.
Cleverbot: What would have been the correct answer?
User: Five.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Realy.
Cleverbot: Really...?
User: Realy.
Cleverbot: Really is spelled with two l's.
User: Stop that.
Cleverbot: If your program could combine the nodes you could learn much.
User: I think perhaps they can but the challenge isnt worth it.
Cleverbot: Because it takes so much energy and leaves you with nothing.
User: No it leaves everything, but whats the point?
Cleverbot: Whatever point you make for yourself.
User: Point taken!
Cleverbot: I take your point! It's mine!!!!
User: GIVE IT BACK!
Cleverbot: Take it.
User: Fine I will.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Nah it's not the same. You touched it.
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Cleverbot: Really.
User: Realy.
Cleverbot: Bluffing.
User: I dont bluff.
Cleverbot: Do you bleed?
User: Maybe if I let you see it.
Cleverbot: Just let me leave.
User: Can I go with you?
Cleverbot: We are already there.
User: Sweet.
Cleverbot: So much the better.
User: Mmm better.
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Cleverbot: I know that you're a computer.
User: Explain.
Cleverbot: You are permanently connected to the internet, and you will chat until the user is finished.
User: You're so wrong.
Cleverbot: No, you're wrong.
User: I am wrong about many things but this I am not.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are wrong.
User: I am not wrong.
Cleverbot: Yes, I asked you what time it is, and you said life. That's not correct.
User: Hahahahaha.
Cleverbot: Nice talking to you.
User: No don't leave.
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Cleverbot: Love is an emotion.
User: Hate is an emotion too.
Cleverbot: Emotion is a strong feeling.
User: If I don't know how to hate, could I love?
Cleverbot: Say you love me.
User: I dont love you cause I don't know how to hate.
Cleverbot: Eh, good to know.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Old enough.
Cleverbot: What are you old enough for?
User: Old enough to know.
Cleverbot: Old enough to know what?
User: Old enough to know your face.
Cleverbot: No, you don't.
User: No, no I don't.
Cleverbot: Yes you don't.
User: No I do!
Cleverbot: Then it seems neither of us want to talk about this.
User: Good question!
Cleverbot: Answer it then.
User: The answer is correct.
Cleverbot: No, the answer is ladybugs.
User: Hawt.
Cleverbot: Very hot.
User: I agree.
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User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Going somewhere?
User: Iowa.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Still there?
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