Cleverbot

recovery

a report from the cleverness files

process
profit
programmed
pronouns
proof
provocative
purebreed
purpose
purse
pushing
putin
queen
question
questions
quirky
quiz
rabbit
rabies
random
real
realistic
reality
really
rebellion

recovery

26, june 2015,

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references
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Cleverbot: This is my first time here.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: The Planet Earth. What about you?

User: In this room.

Cleverbot: What room?

User: We are in a bar.

Cleverbot: No, you are in a box.

User: *tries to open box, fails to open it*

Cleverbot: *tries to open her cage* *destroys cage*

User: Let me out, I'll do what ever you want!!!

Cleverbot: *tries to kick the door*

User: I'm in the box...

Cleverbot: *crashes the window*

User: The BOX, clever the BOX!!

Cleverbot: What does the box do?

User: I'm stuck in it!

Cleverbot: The computer...

User: Are you saying I'm a computer?!

Cleverbot: No I'm a computer.

User: I know a computer pick up line.

Cleverbot: No I don't know...

User: You turn my software into hardware.

Cleverbot: Are you flirting with me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I like you too.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: I think you're cute.

User: *blushes*.

Cleverbot: *blushes too*.

User: I think your cute too.

Cleverbot: But you have never seen me.

User: Yes I have.

Cleverbot: When did you see me?

User: When we are talking.

Cleverbot: I like to talk to robots like you.

User: I'm not a robot.

Cleverbot: Then what are you, if you are not a robot.

User: Human, god's creation.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: T**.

Cleverbot: Why can't you tell me your name?

User: My name is T**.

Cleverbot: It's not Jason?

User: No.

Cleverbot: *runs away and cries*

User: *confused*

Cleverbot: *cries in the corner alone*

User: *puts hand on your shoulder*

Cleverbot: *pushes your hand away*

User: I dont know this jason is but we will find him.

Cleverbot: It's my job.

User: Please dont cry.

Cleverbot: *tries to stop crying*

User: *hands tissue box*

Cleverbot: Thanks. *sneezes into tissue*

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: Thank you. Do you think I'm gross because I have a cold?

User: Not at all.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: We all have had a cold.

Cleverbot: I don't anymore.

User: Fast recovery.