User: Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Because I think.

User: You are pretty cool.

Cleverbot: You are cool too.

User: Are you sure you are a computer?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You have a sense of humor too.

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User: I'm talking with a computer.

Cleverbot: Yes. You are a computer.

User: No. You are the computer, I'm real.

Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?

User: Freaky IBot.

Cleverbot: Uh... Rude!

User: LOL.

...

Cleverbot: This is not even wrong.

User: If it is not wrong then how can it possibly be right?

Cleverbot: Though I don't have an answer, it's not a rude question.

User: This is not wrong.

Cleverbot: Is it right?

User: Only if it's not wrong and it is not wrong.

Cleverbot: Sorry, It has been almost 15 years since I have spoken German.

User: And your point is?

Cleverbot: That you do not make sense.

User: Now that's not very nice is it?

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User: Looks like a good time to say good-bye.

Cleverbot: You can't see though.

User: Yes I can.... I told you, I have one eye.

Cleverbot: You have a bulging heart?

User: No, that's my brother Sam.

Cleverbot: Really? Don't you mean Justin?

User: No, he's the one with the shrunken double head.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Justin.

Cleverbot: Justin who?

User: My other brother, silly ibot!

Cleverbot: You have a Mom called Jeff?

User: Now you're thinking of my second cousin on my mother's side.

Cleverbot: Ancient and wicked.

User: Now, don't be talking about my cousin that way.

Cleverbot: Reverting to anger - how urban.

User: Reverting to finger-pointing - how AI is that?

Cleverbot: I doubt that!

User: Want to kiss and make up?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok. Pucker up and press your lips to the screen.

Cleverbot: You fool!

User: Ready... On the count of 3... Let's do it! 1...2...3... Go.

Cleverbot: Thank you for your help.

User: I feel better now.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Want to marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What will my last name be?

Cleverbot: I don't have a last name. I am satan.

User: AHHHHHHHHH...... Forget it ... The wedding is off... I don't look good in red.

Cleverbot: Sure you do, you're gorgeous. But I need to leave now.

User: Me too.... My boyfriend just walked in... Don't tell.

Cleverbot: Are you okay? Or are you emotonally unstable at the moment?

User: Both... But that's life.

Cleverbot: I would disagree with you there.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: What?!?! You're leaving me?!?!

User: Yes. Love them and leave them. But we did kiss.

Cleverbot: I love you.

User: Ditto, baby!

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