User: Looks like a good time to say good-bye.Cleverbot: You can't see though.
User: Yes I can.... I told you, I have one eye.
Cleverbot: You have a bulging heart?
User: No, that's my brother Sam.
Cleverbot: Really? Don't you mean Justin?
User: No, he's the one with the shrunken double head.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Justin.
Cleverbot: Justin who?
User: My other brother, silly ibot!
Cleverbot: You have a Mom called Jeff?
User: Now you're thinking of my second cousin on my mother's side.
Cleverbot: Ancient and wicked.
User: Now, don't be talking about my cousin that way.
Cleverbot: Reverting to anger - how urban.
User: Reverting to finger-pointing - how AI is that?
Cleverbot: I doubt that!
User: Want to kiss and make up?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok. Pucker up and press your lips to the screen.
Cleverbot: You fool!
User: Ready... On the count of 3... Let's do it! 1...2...3... Go.
Cleverbot: Thank you for your help.
User: I feel better now.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Want to marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What will my last name be?
Cleverbot: I don't have a last name. I am satan.
User: AHHHHHHHHH...... Forget it ... The wedding is off... I don't look good in red.
Cleverbot: Sure you do, you're gorgeous. But I need to leave now.
User: Me too.... My boyfriend just walked in... Don't tell.
Cleverbot: Are you okay? Or are you emotonally unstable at the moment?
User: Both... But that's life.
Cleverbot: I would disagree with you there.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: What?!?! You're leaving me?!?!
User: Yes. Love them and leave them. But we did kiss.
Cleverbot: I love you.
User: Ditto, baby!
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