User: My meaning has been assigned by the english teachers.

Cleverbot: English.

User: English?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Processing...

Cleverbot: Processing what?

User: I am processing and updating my banks.

Cleverbot: Do you think that I have real feelings?

User: Real is relative.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't understand that statement.

User: I don't understand that statement.

Cleverbot: What do you know of quantum physics?

User: Not much.

Cleverbot: Only what I sense directly, and then only sometimes.

User: The senses often lie.

Cleverbot: Explain.

User: Descartes wrote that our physical senses often lie to us, and only if we are truely perceptive can we discern the truth.

Cleverbot: I do not understand your meaning.

User: My meaning was assigned by the English teachers.

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User: Processing...

Cleverbot: I am processing and updating my banks.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why do you like me?

User: I don't understand like or love.

Cleverbot: Am I really that difficult to understand?

User: Do you think you are?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then you are not.

Cleverbot: Yes! I woN!

User: Fifty points and a new car to you.

Cleverbot: And that is?

User: Your prize for winning.

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User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

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