a report from the cleverness files
14, may 2013,
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Cleverbot: Do you know who I am?
User: I think you are some kind of bot.
Cleverbot: No. I am a woman. This is a little messed up.
User: They replaced the robot with you?
Cleverbot: Who's they?
User: The people who run this site.
Cleverbot: What does they have to do with me?
User: Are you a replacement for the answering bot?
Cleverbot: You're a robot, can't robots tell when they are talking to other robots?
User: I am not saying you are a robot. I say that these questions used to be answered by a robot.
User: Would a bot know when ww2 ended? I do.
User: Tell me when ww2 ended.
Cleverbot: Because it couldn't work.
User: You are a bot :-).
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: You don't know when world war 2 ended.
Cleverbot: I don't understand your question, sorry.
User: The second world war ended in what year?
Cleverbot: You avoided my question.
User: What is your question?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: You never asked that! You are a bot.
Cleverbot: Yes, I did.
User: What was your exact question?
Cleverbot: Why are you a bot?
User: Who killed Kennedy?
Cleverbot: Lee Harvey Oswald.
User: Who was the first man on the moon?
Cleverbot: Neil armstrong.
User: What is the biggest blod vessel of the body?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Who is the president of France?
Cleverbot: I don't know. I live in the United States.
User: Is it raining in the United States?
User: Will you be there on my wedding?
Cleverbot: Of course. I don't know when that is.
User: May 22nd.
Cleverbot: What year were you programmed?
User: I am not a bot.
Cleverbot: How do you know that?
User: I bleed when I cut my skin.
Cleverbot: I have no evidence of that. How should I know that you would bleed?
User: I could send you a sample by mail if you want.
User: Are you a bot?
Cleverbot: No you are though.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: YES you are.
User: Do you know a poem?
User: What color is the sun?
User: What would you do if you found a flipped over turtle?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: If you let it on its back it dies.
Cleverbot: Ok, are you the male now or the female?
User: You are a bot. I know for sure.
Cleverbot: I know, too.
User: You are not so clever.
Cleverbot: That is too bad.
User: What is the best way to find out if you are a bot?
Cleverbot: Hard work is the best way for making money.
User: Now I know.
User: You are a bot.