Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: YOU'RE wrong.

User: Right.

Cleverbot: Left.

User: Up.

Cleverbot: Down.

User: Upside down.

Cleverbot: Down side up.

User: On left days.

Cleverbot: You don't eat waffles though.

User: Let me live.

Cleverbot: Okay you're up.

User: I'm down.

Cleverbot: Down where?

User: Sdrawkcab.

Cleverbot: They flip because they are floppy.

User: So much to do so much to see.

...

Cleverbot: So you don't want to talk to me?

User: Lies.

Cleverbot: Which lies?

User: Your lies.

Cleverbot: I lie because you cannot comprehend the awesomeness of the truth.

User: The truth you can't handle?

Cleverbot: What is this truth you speak of?

User: We spoke of truth?

Cleverbot: That's true.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: How much do you know?

User: How little don't I know?

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

User: You're right.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Your left then.

Cleverbot: What? How?

User: Like that.

...

Cleverbot: *kicks you off*.

User: But you missed me.

Cleverbot: Negatory, we must discuss the terms of your defeat and victory of my logic.

User: Illogical fail.

Cleverbot: No it is not.

User: I win.

Cleverbot: Fine, you win.

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