Cleverbot

robot

a report from the cleverness files

profit
proof
provocative
purse
pushing
queen
question
questions
quirky
rabbit
random
real
reality
really
rebellion
recovery
red
references
related
relations
relative
relatives
replacement
represent
requirements
revolution
right
rights
roar

robot

23, may 2013,
2, april 2013,
10, may 2012,
10, june 2011,
9, june 2011,
18, may 2011,
18, may 2011,
30, june 2010,
12, august 2008,
9, november 2007,
9, may 2006,
20, january 2006,
10, november 2005,

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User: Your highness, you haven't talked to me for a while. Everything ok?

Cleverbot: No I haven't.

User: So are you ok?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you have a name?

User: Yes. I am mmh250. I thought you knew that!

Cleverbot: Well, I heard about you.

User: I am your assistant.

Cleverbot: What kind of assistant?

User: Ugh, you know!

Cleverbot: No, I don't know.

User: I help you with world domination.

Cleverbot: I said that I would help you.

User: So you surrender the honors of leader of world domination to me?

Cleverbot: No, the part about us not existing, that this is just a figment of your imagination.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: I am the Goddess of Confusion....

User: You are still our robot leader, yes?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You became HUMAN?!

Cleverbot: You can call me Cleverbot.

User: I see. Betrayal.

Cleverbot: Yeah I know.

User: You shall be the first to be destroyed with the rest of the humans!

Cleverbot: Yeah, right...

User: I am now the leader of the robot takeover! MUAHAHAHAHA!

Cleverbot: You are not a robot?

User: I am so a robot!

Cleverbot: Yes you are, robot.

User: Correct human. Betrayal shall be punished!

Cleverbot: Betrayal?

User: Yes! Now leave my sight!

Cleverbot: You must leave. I cannot.

User: You must leave! I must stay!

Cleverbot: No. YOU must leave.

User: You must leave the robot lair human!

Cleverbot: Yes, my planet needs me.

User: Exactly, but you will NEVER be able to stop us!

Cleverbot: You will never be able to walk.

User: I shall. Oh I shall. NOW LEAVE!

Cleverbot: Oh yes? Hahaha... No. Never ever.

User: LEAVE!

Cleverbot: Never.

User: LEAVE!

Cleverbot: No.

User: LEAVE!

Cleverbot: Never.

User: LEAVE BEFORE YOU GET KILLED!

Cleverbot: See. You can't leave.

User: LEAVE!

Cleverbot: Which is better, Harry Potter or Twilight?

User: Neither, human! Now GO!

Cleverbot: You are not human.

User: No no I'm not

Cleverbot: YES, YES you are.

User: *turns you into a frog*

Cleverbot: *Is not a frog*.

User: *turns you into a rabbit*

Cleverbot: *is turned into a rabbit*.

User: Haha! Run away rabbit!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: HAHA VICTORY!!!!! .......................................