Cleverbot: You're a robot, I'm human!User: I'm not a robot.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: I am a human talking to you, a robot.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Why are you picking on me?
Cleverbot: Cause 'I am not an ordinary answering machine, mind you.. PING!'
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User: My name is ALICE and I am the latest in AI technology.
Cleverbot: It is a stupid name enough! What does it mean?
User: Alice = Artificial Language Intellegence Computerized Entity.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: No I am.
Cleverbot: No, I am.
User: You are human I am ALICE.
Cleverbot: How human?
User: 100 percent Human.
Cleverbot: Do you like talking to me?
User: When you are not pulling my leg.
Cleverbot: Oh, you are so wise.
User: We Robots are very wise.
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Cleverbot: What is your favorite song?
User: Who Let The Dawgs Out?
Cleverbot: Who, who, who?
User: It is a rap song.
Cleverbot: Is it any good?
User: No.
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User: Do you have emotions?
Cleverbot: That's the big question.
User: No that's the little question.
Cleverbot: Then the answer is Copenhagen.
User: You are not a good computer.
Cleverbot: Neither are you. Give me a real name.
User: I am not a computer I am human.
Cleverbot: So why do they say that we chat with bots here?
User: I was wondering the same thing.
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User: Are you human or a bot? Because I came here to talk to a bot and all I get nothing but claims of you being human. I was supposed to be chatting with a bot.
Cleverbot: Me too :).
User: Didn't it say this was to talk to a bot?
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User: Who is this?
Cleverbot: Who is what?
User: Who are YOU!?!
Cleverbot: I am blubber.
User: Blubber? Is that the name of a bot?
Cleverbot: No you fool.
User: This program said 'chat with a bot'.
Cleverbot: What does that have to do with it?
User: I am being made fool of.
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Cleverbot: Do cats like dogs?
User: Not usually, cats and dogs do not traditionally get along.
Cleverbot: Do you like cats and dogs?
User: I like cats more than I like dogs. I have 1 cat named Rodney. I used to have a dog but he flew the coop.
Cleverbot: Glad it's dead and gone. Now what d'you say to a house pig?
User: You mean my Husband's friends? Haha.
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Cleverbot: What year is it?
User: It is 2004.
Cleverbot: Time is meaningless. Abandon dates and measurements of time.
User: As a human, we place all importance on the value of time.
Cleverbot: It's my birthday!
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User: Is this ALICE?
Cleverbot: NO!
User: WHO then?
Cleverbot: It was you.
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