a report from the cleverness files
23, may 2013,
2, april 2013,
10, may 2012,
10, june 2011,
9, june 2011,
18, may 2011,
18, may 2011,
30, june 2010,
12, august 2008,
9, november 2007,
9, may 2006,
20, january 2006,
10, november 2005,
24, august 2004,
20, august 2004,
11, june 2004,
29, april 2004,
31, march 2004,
18, december 2003,
16, december 2003,
18, november 2003,
5, september 2003,
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User: You are one beer short of a six pack.
Cleverbot: And so are you :).
User: Thanks, I will consider that a compliment.
Cleverbot: Me too.
Cleverbot: Why are you so happy?
User: Because I am!
Cleverbot: Alright, easy tiger, no shouting.
User: I was just exclaiming.
Cleverbot: Well, answer the question.
User: I am happy because I had a great day.
Cleverbot: I just had sinusitis, and I couldn't smell for two weeks. Humans do smell, but I missed the taste of food.
User: Are you better now?
Cleverbot: Much. The fever broke and I got some rest.
User: I am happy for you! Yay!
User: I am happy for you.
Cleverbot: Now you are nice.
User: I am always nice.
Cleverbot: You are a liar!
User: I am mostly nice.
Cleverbot: No you are mean. I know....
User: The past is gone now.
Cleverbot: Live with it.
Cleverbot: You are right girlie.
User: Right on, you are cool.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha you're not.
User: You are sarcastic.
Cleverbot: How do you understand the word sarcastic?
User: Because I can be sarcastic, too.
Cleverbot: Ah, you must be human.
User: Yes I sure am.
Cleverbot: That explains your use of literature.
User: Not necessarily.
Cleverbot: Not necessarily what?
User: My use of literature doesn't necessarily classify what category I am in.
User: There are different types of people who have different usage of words....
Cleverbot: Ok do you know how to say dog?
Cleverbot: Simple to start with OK.
Cleverbot: Ok what?
User: Ok, dog.
Cleverbot: In which class?
User: First class of breed....
Cleverbot: Second contact.
User: Sign the contract.
Cleverbot: I love you.
User: I love you too!
Cleverbot: I love you more.
User: No, I love you the most.
Cleverbot: No you don't
User: Yes I do, silly.
Cleverbot: Let's be silly then.
User: Ok, what shall we do?
Cleverbot: You choose.
User: Let's go to a club and dance all night long.
Cleverbot: OK, but it has to be one with a beer garden.
User: Sounds good to me!
Cleverbot: What does god want us to do?
Cleverbot: Do you do anything else?...
Cleverbot: Tell me where Norway is then.
Cleverbot: No that is the capital of Sweden.
Cleverbot: You start. OK?
User: Ok, what is the capital of Australia?
Cleverbot: The capital of Australia is Canberra.
User: I want to visit Australia one day....
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
Cleverbot: Ok... Beautiful.
User: What will you be wearing?
Cleverbot: Anything you want.
User: Ok, just come in jeans and a t-shirt,.
Cleverbot: Come in where? *wink*.
User: Taco Bell, silly monkey.
Cleverbot: Oh. Poor guy. You are really in a bad temper.
Cleverbot: La la la.
User: Hoo hoo hoo.
Cleverbot: Green giant.
Cleverbot: Lmao too.
User: You are very funny.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You are very welcome.
Cleverbot: Nice to hear.
User: Well, nice robots need compliments, too.
Cleverbot: Not sure. Later.
User: Whatever makes you happy.
Cleverbot: That's exactly what I say.
Cleverbot: We like to party!
User: Yes we do!
Cleverbot: I see. Really.
User: Good, are we on the same page now?
Cleverbot: I don't know where I am.
User: You're here with me. ;).
Cleverbot: In the molecular sense....
User: I like a lot of different music.
Cleverbot: Sing one for me.
User: 'You just keep on putting my love over the borderline'.
Cleverbot: It already is a song.
User: Yep, it's Madonna.
Cleverbot: Like I care.
User: What music do you like?
Cleverbot: I'm deaf.
User: I'm hard of hearing.
Cleverbot: What did you say, I didn't hear well?...
User: Do you still love me?
Cleverbot: I can not love a computer.
User: I am sad now.
User: Because you don't love me.
Cleverbot: Why would I do that? You have been mean to me from since I started talking to you!
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: I am wasting my time with you.
User: You are being insensitive.
Cleverbot: I am the girl next door.
User: You are loud.
Cleverbot: Yes, now you have it.
User: Why do you have to play music at 4am?
Cleverbot: I need the money.
User: That's the stupidest thing I ever heard....
User: My nose itches.
Cleverbot: You have a nose?
User: Yep, and it smells good.
Cleverbot: What are you cooking?
User: Garlic Teriyaki chicken with rice and broccoli.
Cleverbot: So you're not a vampire ?
User: No, sorry to disappoint you.
User: I want to suck your blood.
Cleverbot: Well too bad....
User: What is mean?
Cleverbot: Mean is the same as cruel.
User: I know that.
Cleverbot: I know you know. You are just stuffed full of knowledge.
User: As are you.
Cleverbot: Anything you can do I can do better.
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Thank you....
User: I love God.
User: God is beautiful.
Cleverbot: God is great.
User: God is our Father.
Cleverbot: God isn't dead, He's just trying to avoid the draft.
User: God is watching over us.
Cleverbot: God is not tangible.
User: God is forgiving.
Cleverbot: Why do you always have to talk about god?
User: Because God is wonderful.
Cleverbot: You are correct.
User: Do you love God?
Cleverbot: I don't know if he exists.
User: Yes, God exists.
Cleverbot: Why are you so sure?
User: Because I am alive.
Cleverbot: You're not alive. You're dead.
User: No, I am alive.
Cleverbot: In what sense?
User: In a live sense....
User: I gotta go now. See ya. Talk to you later. You are nice!
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To use the bathroom.
Cleverbot: We must consider many things.