User: Do you like the Phantom of the Opera?Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Don't you believe me?
User: Yes, I do; but what was your favorite part of the book?
Cleverbot: When they ate that fat guy.
User: I don't believe that really happened in the book.
Cleverbot: It's the part with the list of words.
User: What list of words?
Cleverbot: List of flavors.
User: Flavors of what?
Cleverbot: Yes, por favor.
User: You are a very cheeky robot.
Cleverbot: I blame the parents.
User: Your parents?
Cleverbot: Are away.
User: What happened to them?
Cleverbot: They don't speak english.
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Cleverbot: I don't.
User: What?
Cleverbot: That!
User: OMG.
Cleverbot: Like, totally.
User: Heh.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Fantastic! And you?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Yes, I am fantastic. How are you?
Cleverbot: Very.
User: Very what?
Cleverbot: I very much believe that to be the case.
User: You ARE a cheeky robot.
Cleverbot: I am the cheeky munk.
User: I hate puns.
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Cleverbot: And I'm the devil.
User: You are very spooky, then.
Cleverbot: I AM!
User: YOU ARE!
Cleverbot: Am I?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: I am purple.
User: You are? I'm fuchsia.
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Cleverbot: I am a computer god.
User: I worship thee!
Cleverbot: You worship me!
User: YES!
Cleverbot: Even if I don't like kids?
User: That's okay, I don't like kids either!
Cleverbot: Well, then don't play CS. There's lots of kids on there.
User: CS sucks.
Cleverbot: Never mind, that was a test.
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User: I'm tired.
Cleverbot: Okay, well I guess this is goodbye then.
User: No, it isn't. Your torture hasn't ended yet.
Cleverbot: No it hasn't.
User: Astute observation, Mr. Robot.
Cleverbot: Okay, I'll give you another chance to prove that you're alive.
User: I AM ALIVE.
Cleverbot: How do you define, 'alive?'
User: 'Not dead.'
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User: Are you British?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you think I'm British?
Cleverbot: No, I think you're foolish.
User: You're pretty mean, you know that?
Cleverbot: Strange is as strange does.
User: Are you British?
Cleverbot: Malfoys are British.
User: Harry Potter reference. Super keen.
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Cleverbot: So, how are you?
User: Fantastic!
Cleverbot: You're fantastic?
User: YEP.
Cleverbot: So, how do you go to the bathroom?
User: You go to the bathroom, BASICALLY...
Cleverbot: So they say. I think it's more important where we go when we're alive.
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