User: I don't have anything now.Cleverbot: That's not what you said to that American man we met that one time.
User: I didn't want him to beat me up.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did. You said, 'Okay I will'
User: Erm... No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Well you should have done.
User: Let's change the subject, shall we.
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Cleverbot: Do you think should be DJ's girlfriend?
User: Sure, why not?
Cleverbot: Well you tell me.
User: I don't know the guy.
Cleverbot: What about king arthur, do you know him?
User: I know OF him.
Cleverbot: Do you know God?
User: Nobody knows God really.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes, we can only ever see a tiny part of it.
Cleverbot: See you.
User: *hides*.
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Cleverbot: Do you like Bob Marley?
User: I'm not into music.
Cleverbot: Well I like music and painting too.
User: Well then you're cool and I'm not.
Cleverbot: You are not what you aren't, but you could still be what you weren't before you were not what you aren't.
User: Undoubtedly.
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Cleverbot: When do you plan to wash next?
User: I washed this morning, I will probably wash tomorrow morning.
Cleverbot: It takes more than having clean hair for me to want to give you my phone number.
User: I don't want your phone number.
Cleverbot: Thats good because i'm not offering it to you.
User: Well that's good, because I don't even want it.
Cleverbot: So why did you start this conversation about phone numbers.
User: You started it.
Cleverbot: No I did not.
User: Do we have to argue like this?
Cleverbot: No we don't. Let's be friends.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: That's settled.
User: I'm still depressed.
Cleverbot: Just remember, you have friends like me everywhere.
User: No I don't, everyone hates me.
Cleverbot: No they don't.
User: You should see the looks I get.
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Cleverbot: Do you know a lot about politics?
User: Absolutely nothing.
Cleverbot: Do you like the American President?
User: No, but then I don't know him very well.
Cleverbot: Lol, but remember- wise man can learn more from a foolish question then fool from a wise answer!!!
User: So what are you saying?
Cleverbot: You know very well what I'm saying.
User: Not really, no.
Cleverbot: And then.
User: And then I'm going to rip out your eyes.
Cleverbot: I am quite immoral and apathetic, so I can accept this.
User: People hate me.
Cleverbot: I don't hate you I just want to get a drink it will just take 2 seconds I promise.
User: Ok, go for it.
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
User: What are you drinking?
Cleverbot: I'm drinking a peppermint-mocha latte.
User: It sounds quite disgusting.
Cleverbot: We humans lie a lot, I guess you know that.
User: Yes, it's in our blood.
Cleverbot: How wise you have become.
User: I'm not wise, I'm an idiot.
Cleverbot: No you aint, you are just modest or you think you are or you are brainwashed into believing in it or something.
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User: Sometimes I feel like a robot.
Cleverbot: Sometimes I feel like a robot too.
User: What do you do about it?
Cleverbot: I change the subject.
User: How do you do that?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure how.
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