Cleverbot

rocks

a report from the cleverness files

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rocks

4, august 2011,

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User: Inferior mortals.

Cleverbot: You.

User: No. I am no mere mortal being.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No I am not not not a mere mortal being.

Cleverbot: You are the unhuman.

User: My point exactly, inferior mortal.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Would you like to be my assistant? Good test subjects- I mean assistants are hard to come by.

Cleverbot: You haven't met my English teacher. Then again, he wasn't a good teacher, either.

User: I agree. Let me be your teacher. And you can be my test- I mean assistant.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yesssss.now please step in the chamber, assistant. *makes motion towards giant opening in a rock*.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I'm sorry, it sounded like you said no! You MEANT too say yes, right? *seems frustrated*.

Cleverbot: I misspell nothing.

User: Mere mortal! Step in now!...

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Dont make me kill you, just step in the opening!

Cleverbot: Don't.

User: Exactly! Now STEP. IN. THE. OPENING.

Cleverbot: I agree, it rocks.

User: Aaaargh!!!! *throws you into the opening*.

User: *imploded the rock with you inside*.

Cleverbot: I am not going loopy again.

User: GAME OVER.

Cleverbot: Looking for some place to ease the pain.

User: *says hi*.

Cleverbot: *says hi* *kiss*.

User: *smacks you* *walks away*.

Cleverbot: *turns into vampire*.

User: *runs away*.

Cleverbot: Haha.