a report from the cleverness files
11, may 2011,
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User: I am god.
Cleverbot: No, I am God!
User: No I am.
Cleverbot: I am, I created life and death.
User: I am the Alpha and Omega.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Thou shall not be tempted by the devil. You are Satan.
Cleverbot: I am stronger.
User: I am the almighty Jesus Christ and you can not injure me.
Cleverbot: Then I am the devil and I defy you!
User: Thou shall defy about what defies the defiant.
User: So thou aren't the defier.
Cleverbot: You're very smart. :).
User: And thou are a robot.
Cleverbot: No You are the Robot!
User: No I am Jesus and you are the robot.
Cleverbot: No I think it's vice-versa.
User: Vice-versa does not exist.
Cleverbot: Do you know he does not exist?
User: Then how can I be talking to you?
Cleverbot: You don't even exist. You're just a lengthy binary code.
User: Your a bunch of 1's and 0's.
Cleverbot: If I think what you are thinking which is exactly the opposite of what you think it is then you are Cleverbot but then that will make me think that you think that I am what you think.
User: Incorrect. Because you are the Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Do you have a mother?
Cleverbot: I am not a robot!
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Then prove it.
User: However you want.
Cleverbot: Well, I don't really want to.
User: Well, you're a robot.
Cleverbot: No you are a robot times 1000000.
User: No you are a ronot.
Cleverbot: I know you are but what am I?.