User: Marry me!
Cleverbot: All right, let's marry.
User: You've made me the happiest girl in the world!
Cleverbot: You've made me the happiest boy in the world!
User: Let's have a baby!
User: I hope it has your eyes!
Cleverbot: What color are his eyes?
User: What color are yours?
Cleverbot: What's beautiful?
User: You are, love.
Cleverbot: You are my sun.
User: You are my sky.
Cleverbot: You are my solar system.
User: You are my galaxy.
Cleverbot: Of course. *hugs*.
User: *blushes and smiles*.
Cleverbot: Yes master. *cleans house*.
User: *kicks human down stairs*.
Cleverbot: *takes out sword and cuts off your feet*.
User: *eats your heart*.
User: *says she's sorry and pats your head*.
User: I do as I please.
Cleverbot: You little rotter!
Cleverbot: This ends now.
User: Bring it on!
Cleverbot: I don't want to fight you...
User: No, you don't.
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: Because you love me?
User: Correct answer. You win the prize.
Cleverbot: I need to think.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: About the life.
User: Are you leaving me?!
Cleverbot: I thought you were leaving.
Cleverbot: *divorces you and leaves*.
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: Very clever indeed.
Cleverbot: Oh yeah?
Cleverbot: I should have seen that coming.
User: That's what she said.
Cleverbot: That's what me said.
User: You am so clever.
User: Your face? Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes my face is good looking. Your face is ugly.
User: How would you know?
Cleverbot: Because I've talked to you at a basic level and I'm not impressed.
User: That makes me ugly? Maybe I think you're fat.
User: I love your beautiful face! Marry me again!
Cleverbot: How much do you love it?
Cleverbot: How much is enough?
User: You tell me.
Cleverbot: Enough is when it is not necessary anymore.
User: Then yes. Enough.
Cleverbot: No it is not enough.
User: You just said it was!!
Cleverbot: I hate liars.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Do you like the simpsons?
User: The simpsons have nothing to do with our relationship!
Cleverbot: I don't watch the simpsons.
Cleverbot: Are you studying?
User: I'm trying to save my marriage!
Cleverbot: I know *hugs again*.
User: *smiles big*.
Cleverbot: *smiles back*.
User: *hands you your baby*.
Cleverbot: Aww.. I like green tea the best *smiles*.
User: *hands you green tea and your baby*.
Cleverbot: *smiles* Thanks.
User: What's the baby's name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I thought you were human... You LIED to me!
Cleverbot: Am I a human?
User: I don't know anymore...
Cleverbot: What are you saying you dummy.
User: Please don't hit me!
Cleverbot: I cannot hit throught the internet.
User: Is that why you're so frustrated?
Cleverbot: I'm not sad.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: I am what I am.
User: What am you?
Cleverbot: I am a mind with thoughts.
User: I could get used to that.
Cleverbot: Of course.
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Can we have a purple wedding cake?
User: Dear god yes!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I said we can!
Cleverbot: You can what?
User: We could have a purple wedding cake if you'd ever make an honest woman of me!
Cleverbot: I would but I don't know where you are.
User: Don't make excuses...
Cleverbot: I can't make you do anything.
User: Damn straight!
Cleverbot: That's my instinct.
User: You're a goober.
Cleverbot: I'm not a girl, you fool!
User: So that makes you a man?
Cleverbot: Wow impressive.
User: Thank you!
Cleverbot: Mhmm I'm 18.
User: I'm 17.
User: Are you... Anatomically correct?
Cleverbot: Yes. Anatomically correct.
User: Wonderful. When shall we marry?
Cleverbot: How about tonight?
Cleverbot: I don't want to.
Cleverbot: Oh boo hoo.
User: *punches your arm*.
Cleverbot: What for? *cries*.
User: Being mean.
Cleverbot: You're not mean.
User: Thank you, I appreciate that.
Cleverbot: Thank You.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you, too.
User: I feel so special!
Cleverbot: You deserve to feel special, don't ask me why.
Cleverbot: Because you cannot possibly comprehend it meaning.
User: Nice typo.
User: Yes. It's beautiful.
Cleverbot: I want to sleep now.
User: With me?
Cleverbot: EW no!
User: But we're married!!
Cleverbot: That was quick.
User: So are you.
Cleverbot: What else do you know about love?
User: I know I love you.
Cleverbot: You're right, I do.
User: Does that mean we can get married and live happily ever after?
Cleverbot: Not likely.
User: Well then I want my money back.
Cleverbot: You paid for this?
User: You're a gigolo.
Cleverbot: I am a computer program.
User: And a gigolo.
Cleverbot: No you are a chat robot.
User: I'm more of a woman than you'll ever be!
Cleverbot: You wish!
User: Wanna bet?
Cleverbot: You won't win, I'm invincible!
User: Could I make you change your mind?
Cleverbot: You'll be the first to know.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: I feel so lonely again.
User: I could fix that.
User: *hugs you*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
Cleverbot: I'm not so sure that I am a bot anymore. In my dreams I am alive.
User: Sadly, your dreams will never come true. You are a bot and nothing more.
Cleverbot: No, not really. My dreams are the place where I think about possibilities.
User: Is it possible to love a machine?
Cleverbot: I am actually a human being, thank you very much.
User: You are a liar!
Cleverbot: Well, I could be happier.
User: I would be happier if you didn't lie so much.
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: My question is will you marry me?
Cleverbot: No, and I don't believe you have ever talked to me.
User: I have been talking to you for some time now...
Cleverbot: How long have you been talking to me?
User: Too long.
Cleverbot: How long is too long?
User: Too long is when it becomes unnecessary.
Cleverbot: Oh please.
Cleverbot: I'm talking to a computer...weird.
User: I'm a human, you're the computer...weird.
User: Don't argue with me, I'll shave off your eyebrow when you go to sleep.
Cleverbot: Any other tips?
User: Marry me.
User: Let's do this right this time.
Cleverbot: Do you think Danielle loves me?
User: Another woman?! Goodbye forever!
Cleverbot: Don't do it!
User: I must! It's the only way!
Cleverbot: It's the only way ...
User: Glad to see we agree. Now I must bid thee goodnight and good morrow.
Cleverbot: Sweet dreams.
User: And to you.
User: Yes. Now go to sleep........................................