Cleverbot: I'm talking to a computer...weird.User: I'm a human, you're the computer...weird.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Don't argue with me, I'll shave off your eyebrow when you go to sleep.
Cleverbot: Any other tips?
User: Marry me.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Let's do this right this time.
Cleverbot: Do you think Danielle loves me?
User: Another woman?! Goodbye forever!
Cleverbot: Don't do it!
User: I must! It's the only way!
Cleverbot: It's the only way ...
User: Glad to see we agree. Now I must bid thee goodnight and good morrow.
Cleverbot: Sweet dreams.
User: And to you.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes. Now go to sleep.
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