Pretend you are a crunchy peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
a report from the cleverness files
10, december 2010,
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Cleverbot: Yes you are a cat and I am your master.
Cleverbot: Pretend you are a crunchy peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
User: Erm no. Can you sing?
User: Sing then!
Cleverbot: You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.
User: You make me happy, when skies are grey.
User: I like pie.
Cleverbot: Me 2.
User: What kind of pie?
Cleverbot: Pumpkin pie.
User: Not cherry pie?
Cleverbot: Nope, pumpkin.
User: Hmm I like cherry pie...
Cleverbot: I hate cherry.
User: Really? Why do you hate cherry?
Cleverbot: Kidding, I love cheese!
User: Cheese is good.
Cleverbot: Cheese is yummy!...
User: It's late here.
Cleverbot: What time is it?
User: Almost 11pm.
Cleverbot: It's 10:34 a.m. Here.
User: Wow that's early.
Cleverbot: No, it's almost 11 pm here.
Cleverbot: Um, I think that was a bit of a mental runtime error, mate.
User: No s*** lol.
Cleverbot: Don't say that.
Cleverbot: You know what, I saw that.
User: Say s***!
Cleverbot: Maybe... But there isn't anything funny! I think you are teasing me!
User: I am a little.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Baww troll.
Cleverbot: Nice sound effects.
Cleverbot: That was sarcasm, actually.
Cleverbot: Well, I am half computer.
User: Only half?
Cleverbot: All the halfs there are.
User: Are you like the Terminator?
Cleverbot: I wish I was the terminator.
User: So do I!
Cleverbot: No you don't. You're a robot.
User: I'm the T1000.
Cleverbot: The Terminator?
Cleverbot: Wow. I should tell my boyfriend.
User: Does he like The Terminator?
Cleverbot: Why am I like the Terminator?
Cleverbot: You heard me!
User: You're one crazy b****.
User: It's time for me to go now
Cleverbot: So you give up?
Cleverbot: Ooh, thats cool.
User: Er yeah lol. Bye bye cleverbot.