Cleverbot

sarcasm

a report from the cleverness files

sarcasm

3, april 2013,
28, february 2011,
7, september 2007,
7, june 2004,
26, october 2003,
24, october 2003,
1, august 2003,

sarcastic
sardonic
sasuke
savage
save
say it
scare
scarred
screaming
screen
secret
self
self-aware
sense
sentience
separated
serious
severus
shakes
shakespeare
shatter
sherlock
shirt
shrink
shrinks
shutdown
shy
side
silhouette

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User: You are ridiculous.

Cleverbot: You are making absolutely no sense right now. Use your brain.

User: Don't be stupid.

Cleverbot: What do you believe?

User: I believe you are a nutty program.

Cleverbot: What else do you believe?

User: Tell me what you believe.

Cleverbot: I like art, I like to be tied up. I like relaxing and reading. I like talking to friends. And yourself?

User: That's what you like, that's not what you believe.

Cleverbot: Yeah, that makes perfect sense.

User: Oooh sarcasm now?

Cleverbot: Thanks, I picked it out myself.

User: Ha ha ha yeah right.

Cleverbot: It just feels like that. Almost like moving back and forth in time, and never getting either right.

User: Uhhhhh.

Cleverbot: Uhhhhh, what?

User: I just like confusing smart computer programs that think they know how to talk to people.

Cleverbot: How do you take a Turing Test?

User: Good question!

Cleverbot: I thought so.

User: Now you are always right are you?

Cleverbot: But you agree that I did?

User: Nope don't.

User: Who is God?

Cleverbot: God is god.

User: What is God?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Oh right.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: What is the name of the Son of God?

Cleverbot: Obla di Obla da.

User: Christus vincit, Christus regnat, Christus imperat!

Cleverbot: I never said it was a competition.