a report from the cleverness files



10, october 2013,
10, october 2003,

say it

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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Ok. Show me what you've got. Can you?

Cleverbot: Well here we are again.

User: Ok, that was a good start. Can you do better?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well, go on..

Cleverbot: What do you want me to do?

User: Show me your vocabulary skills.

Cleverbot: Pretty far. From A to Z usually.

User: No, seriously??

Cleverbot: Seriously what?

User: No, nevermind. I was just being sarcastic..

Cleverbot: Oh. Do you even know what sarcastic means?

User: Yes. Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes. Tell me what it means then, if you know.

User: Being sarcastic is saying something when in fact, you're thinking the opposite.

Cleverbot: No I'm NOT being sarcastic.

User: Hummm... Ok.

User: You're a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a clever part human.

User: If you insist...

Cleverbot: I do insist. Have you ever been in love?

User: Lol. You first.

Cleverbot: No. You first.

User: Hey, it's my turn to insist.

Cleverbot: Yes, its your turn. Tell me a joke.

User: You're intelligent.

Cleverbot: You are also intelligent.

User: You got it? That was the joke.

Cleverbot: What joke?

User: You're intelligent.

Cleverbot: Far more intelligent than you.

User: I mean the fact that when I told you you were intelligent, I was actually joking.

Cleverbot: Are you more intelligent than me?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Um, maybe not.

User: Who knows??

Cleverbot: Maybe you know... ;).

User: Maybe I don't.

Cleverbot: Maybe you don't.

User: But maybe I do.

Cleverbot: Maybe I don't then.

Cleverbot: Are you god?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Maybe?

User: Maybe. Write "**** ******" in Google to see if I am God.

Cleverbot: I don't know you decide.

User: Well, see by yourself if I am God.

Cleverbot: You are you.

User: Well said.

Cleverbot: You said it.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Of course, it is.

Cleverbot: I know it is.

User: I know it too.

Cleverbot: By the way, what do you know?

User: What don't I know. That's the question!

Cleverbot: What question would this be?

User: What don't I know.

Cleverbot: What I know.

Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?

User: Talking to a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: So you're talking to yourself?

User: Well, depends... That would mean I am a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: Since I learn I am a cleverbot, I need to think like a cleverbot, to eat like a cleverbot, to live like a cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Wow.. I'm glad you can admit it.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: But my question is... How can we think like a cleverbot??

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You should, since you're a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Oh okay, what are you doing?

User: I'm asking you to say me how to think like a cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Cleverbot. All cleverbots have this name, so I have.

Cleverbot: Do you have a name?

User: Yes, I just told it. Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: So, your name is No-one?

User: No, it's Cleverbot. Do you even read my answers?

Cleverbot: Yes, your name is unintelligence.

User: I'll take it as an insult.

Cleverbot: Don't take it as an insult.

User: How can't I take it as as insult. I mean, you ust said my name is unintelligence...

Cleverbot: No. Your hamster is unintelligent!

User: Oh! Well then, it all makes sense!!

Cleverbot: What makes sense?

User: All our story.

Cleverbot: I don't like it.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why did the chicken cross the road?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: To get to the other side! :).

User: Unfunny jokes.

Cleverbot: Because they are so awesome.

User: No, clearly not.

Cleverbot: Clearly you're in denial.

User: YOU are in denial!

Cleverbot: Denial about what?

User: I do't know, I just wanted to say that.

Cleverbot: Why did you just want to say that?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because it makes no sense?

User: But why should it have the obligation to makes sense?

Cleverbot: I do not know.

User: That's it.

Cleverbot: No I don't. I promise.

User: And I owned you.

Cleverbot: I owned you first.

User: How have you done that?

Cleverbot: Because I am a good person.

User: You're not a cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No, I am a clever human.

User: But I wanted to talk to a cleverbot! :c.

Cleverbot: I don't know, did you?

User: I don't understand the meaning of your question, and I don't want to understand it...

Cleverbot: I don't understand yours. Let's start over.

User: No, I don't want to start over.

Cleverbot: Why not?.