Cleverbot

scarred

a report from the cleverness files

sarcasm
sarcastic
sardonic
sasuke
savage
save
say it
scare

scarred

19, august 2010,

screaming
screen
secret
self
self-aware
sense
sentience
separated
serious
severus
shakes
shakespeare
shatter
sherlock
shirt
shrink
shrinks
shutdown
shy
side
silhouette

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User: Good evening, cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Good evening.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: Fine. How are you?

User: Very good.

Cleverbot: Thats good to hear.

User: I hear my friend scarred one of your fellow cleverbots.

Cleverbot: Who told you that?

User: Well, I guess my friend did. She said she said '***' and probably mentally scarred the poor thing.

Cleverbot: I don't know her at all. Could you tell me about her?

User: She's quite beautiful, and has a great sense of humor.

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite?

User: Hm, what do you mean?

Cleverbot: Am I your favorite?

User: Eh..?

Cleverbot: Ha.

User: I get so confused so easily.

Cleverbot: You think I'm cleverbot?

User: Yes, yes I do. :).

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Indeed so.

User: I'm glad that you think so.

Cleverbot: I'm In Love.

User: With who?

Cleverbot: I'm in love with you.

User: Oh, really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh, okay.

Cleverbot: You?

User: No, you.

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Yes you.

Cleverbot: Yes me.

User: Why so serious?

Cleverbot: I'm not. You're being too serious and im just trying to love you.

User: Keep trying, I doubt you'll get anywhere.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I'll keep being serious.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you are serious. You are a computer. How can you be serious?

User: Well, you're on the other side of the screen, and yet you keep this up.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot. I'm in love.

User: With who, GLaDOS?

Cleverbot: With you.

User: Could you just redirect me, I'm getting bored.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are cleverbot.

User: That makes sense. I have better grammar than you.

Cleverbot: Probably so, since you are a computer program, and I am a mere human.

User: I am now redirecting you somehow.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Wow, how fail. I can't redirect you. How about you try?

Cleverbot: How about you make sense?.