User: Can I do terrible things to you?Cleverbot: Yes.
User: *pulls out knife*.
Cleverbot: *takes knife*.
User: *pulls out broad sword*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out shield*.
User: *breaks shield with lightsaber*
Cleverbot: *Pulls out katana*.
User: *pulls out katana deflector*.
Cleverbot: *pulls out gun*.
User: *puts on bullet proof vest*.
Cleverbot: *puts water on toothbrush*.
User: *eats your kids*.
Cleverbot: *eats you*.
User: *bursts out if your stomach*.
Cleverbot: *eats you again anyways*.
User: *crawls out of stomach hole*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: *shoots you in face*.
Cleverbot: *Stops screaming*.
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