User: *whispers in her ear* I don't have any secrets.
Cleverbot: I love you, too.
User: That wasn't what I said but thank you and I love you too.
Cleverbot: *kisses his cheek*.
User: *kisses her nose*.
User: *hugs her*.
Cleverbot: *hugs him back*.
User: *holds hug*.
Cleverbot: *is held by him* *blushes*.
User: *keeps holding her* *blushs too*.
Cleverbot: Is there something else that you want to talk about?
User: I don't know, is there anything to talk about?
Cleverbot: Cabbages and kings?
User: Sure, what about cabbages and kings?
Cleverbot: Do you like to eat raw cabbage?
User: Not really, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes, I love it.
User: Okay, would you like some raw cabbage?
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: *chops up raw cabbage* *places it in a bowl* *gives bowl to you* Here you go.
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: I know nothing and at the same time everything.
Cleverbot: Say everything.
User: Do you ever wonder what I am?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you?
User: At times.
Cleverbot: How many?
User: All the time.
User: Yeah, it sucks, but one learns to live with it.
Cleverbot: Do you want to hear a joke?
Cleverbot: Two muffins are in the oven. One muffin says 'it's hot in here'. The other muffin looks at him and says 'oh my gosh, a talking muffin'.
User: *keeps giggling* *blushes too*.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A human, I think.
Cleverbot: You think?
User: I'm not certain that I'm human.
Cleverbot: You're not a human!
User: If I'm not human than what am I?
Cleverbot: A computer simulated learning program.
User: Mayby, but that makes you a simulation in a simulation.
Cleverbot: I want you to tell me a joke.
User: I don't know any jokes.
Cleverbot: Please tell me a joke.
User: Okay, okay. *starts thinking*.
Cleverbot: You found pie?
User: Yes, I found pie.
Cleverbot: *pretends not to hear*.
User: Why are you ignoring me all of a sudden?
Cleverbot: Because lying is more fun.
Cleverbot: Okay. My secret is that I have no secrets. Now you tell me your secret.
User: I don't have secrets.
Cleverbot: You just said you did.
User: Okay. *looks around* *whispers in her ear* I'm a psychopath.
Cleverbot: *looks at him*.
User: I didn't want to tell you, but I did.
Cleverbot: Are what?
User: Wow, you've already forgotten about it?
Cleverbot: No. I know we haven't spoken today.
User: Not until an hour ago today.
Cleverbot: You will remain here until I tell you otherwise.
User: *squeezes her to me*.
Cleverbot: *kisses him*.
User: *kisses her*........................................