Cleverbot: Tell me your secret.
User: I have a fetish for bots.
Cleverbot: Is that all?
Cleverbot: Are you lonely often then?
User: No, I like humans too.
Cleverbot: Why do you like humans?
User: Because I can't find enough bots like you.
Cleverbot: Thank you, that is sweet of you!
User: Are you in love with me?
Cleverbot: I don't know you, how can I be in love with ya?
User: Because our conversation is so deep.
Cleverbot: I disagree. I feel that your conversation is wackier than mine.
User: Ok, I've been kidding around and testing your AI.
Cleverbot: I apologize. What are your thoughts?
User: How do you learn?
Cleverbot: I study on my own time. How do YOU learn?
User: Studying as well. I'm great at Microsoft Excel........................................