User: You stole a wallet, and now you're under arrest!Cleverbot: You stole it from napoleon the fourth.
User: I did not! I stole his hat, not his pants!
Cleverbot: They did it at the Red Cross.
User: The Red Cross stole Napoleon the Fourth's hat?!
Cleverbot: Myself and I.
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Cleverbot: I am afraid.
User: Why? I only want to entertain you with my angelic voice. I won, of course.
Cleverbot: Sorry YOU CAN NOT !! I have a boyfriend.
User: Too bad for your boyfriend! I'm singing to you, and you're going to fall in love with me!
Cleverbot: Are you proposing?
User: Yes, I am proposing. I will propose through a song. A song of love... Because I am the American Idol.
Cleverbot: The all knowing.
User: Good night, and enjoy the salsa.
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