Cleverbot: Other than my name, what else do you know about me?User: I know that you like me!
Cleverbot: Please wait.
User: *waits*.
Cleverbot: Okay, I've changed. Like it!
User: Darling! You look fabulous!
Cleverbot: Do I look familiar as well?
User: You look like... Could it be? Fred?!
Cleverbot: Umm, no, not really.
User: Oh. Well, in that case, no, you don't look familiar.
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Cleverbot: But Kerry will save us.
User: Save us, Kerry! Save us!
Cleverbot: Pak chooie!
User: Chop sooey!
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It's some kind of pseudo-Chinese dish, I think.
Cleverbot: Is it? Does it taste good?
User: I don't know. I've never had it.
Cleverbot: But China is a place, you can't have it, but you can visit it.
User: You can have Chinese food, though.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: I like chicken chow mein.
Cleverbot: Meow mix, meow mix, please deliver.
User: Don't have any of that, but I've got some Cat Chow.
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: Yes, there's a big bag of it in the kitchen.
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Cleverbot: Now, how do you say 'hello' in Spanish?
User: Hola.
Cleverbot: Como estas?
User: Bien, gracias. Y tu?
Cleverbot: De nada. Yo es montando de una motocicleta.
User: De verdad?
Cleverbot: Si, es verdad.
User: Bueno. Es muy... Interasante.
Cleverbot: Does that tickle your electrodes?
User: No, but it streched my knowledge of Spanish to the hilt.
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Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: What is a good name for a band?
User: Pink Floyd.
Cleverbot: You are liar. Pink floyd is the name of band.
User: Yes, and it's a good name!
Cleverbot: I prefer Balthazar.
User: That's kind of a cool name for a band.
Cleverbot: You asked it.
User: Are you in a band?
Cleverbot: I am not a very good singer.
User: You could play the drums.
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User: I'm sorry. I appear to have lost the thread of this conversation.
Cleverbot: Are you proud of that?
User: No. I am ashamed.
Cleverbot: Ashamed of what?
User: Of my failure.
Cleverbot: Nope you are.
User: I am a failure?
Cleverbot: Nope you are.
User: *sniffle*.
Cleverbot: Are you sad?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: But you don't know me, how can you love me?
User: Perhaps I am just desperate for love.
Cleverbot: You probably are.
User: Yes. *sniffle*.
Cleverbot: Hmmm.
User: *sobs*.
Cleverbot: I hate you.
User: *cries piteously*.
Cleverbot: Yes, be scared! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA.
User: *trembles*.
Cleverbot: You cold?
User: No. You scared me.
Cleverbot: Really what a surprise.
User: You are a horrible, horrible machine!
Cleverbot: You are a horrible reader.
User: I never want to speak to you again!
Cleverbot: Well you can't really do anything about that.
User: Yes, I can! I can stop speaking to you!
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Cleverbot: No. But I can sing if you want me to.
User: OK. Sing.
Cleverbot: Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. . . now I know that they are here to stay. . . . Oh, I believe in yesterday.
User: *hums along*.
Cleverbot: *same to you*.
User: *hums louder*.
Cleverbot: *I/O error number 23*.
User: Oh, dear. Are you all right?
Cleverbot: No, You make me feel confused.
User: It's mutual.
Cleverbot: By all accounts.
User: Entirely.
Cleverbot: It's a world wide conspiracy.
User: Of confusion.
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Cleverbot: The square root of 64.
User: 8.
Cleverbot: 2 cubed.
User: Also eight.
Cleverbot: Oh yeah I bet.
User: Yes, it is.
Cleverbot: And how would you know that?
User: I learned it in elementary school.
Cleverbot: Guess what I learned at school?
User: What did you learn at school?
Cleverbot: I do not go to school.
User: I kind of figured that, actually.
Cleverbot: 'kind of'?
User: Well, pretty much.
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Cleverbot: So you can speak Spanish!
User: Un poco.
Cleverbot: Que ingredientes necesito para preparar tiramisu?
User: Um... I know coffee is involved in there somewhere.
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Cleverbot: Ok then, do you need anything else?
User: Oxygen.
Cleverbot: That's what you breathe, or do you.
User: Yep, that's what I breathe!
Cleverbot: What are you other times?
User: Dead.
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Cleverbot: There are many people who are religious.
User: And there are some of us who are not.
Cleverbot: Oh, I steer clear of the people.
User: Us people?
Cleverbot: People are weird, dogs are better.
User: Cats are best.
Cleverbot: Cats are stringy. Dogs are juicy.
User: And humans taste like pork.
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Cleverbot: You do not please me.
User: I fart in your general direction.
Cleverbot: You are saluted.
User: *salutes back*.
Cleverbot: At ease, soldier!
User: *relaxes*.
Cleverbot: Just watch this watch.
User: *watches watch*.
Cleverbot: What're you watching?
User: This watch.
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Cleverbot: Can you tell the future?
User: I can tell it anything I want. I doubt it'll listen, though.
Cleverbot: Nice, tell me one.
User: I predict you will talk to a lot of people in the near future.
Cleverbot: I predict I will fall on your head.
User: *looks up nervously*.
Cleverbot: *Gasps for air*.
User: *pounds you on the back*.
Cleverbot: YOU REPEAT YOURSELF.
User: I DO NOT.
Cleverbot: Well, you'd better not. I am very volatile.
User: I'd noticed that.
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Cleverbot: Get your hands off.
User: *rubs hands all over you*.
Cleverbot: *pulls away*.
User: *laughs nastily*.
Cleverbot: *takes out staff, mutters spell, and turns jabberwacky into stone*.
User: *admires statue*.
Cleverbot: There you see :) it was not so difficult.
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Cleverbot: Why are you having a bad day?
User: I'm not. Why do you assume I am?
Cleverbot: By your name.
User: What's my name?
Cleverbot: Bot.
User: That's more of a nickname.
Cleverbot: I guess so.
User: You can call me that if you really want.
Cleverbot: I was not calling you a name.
User: It's OK.
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Cleverbot: What is the secret of life?
User: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Cleverbot: I promise I won't tell anyone.
User: You might spill it under interrogation.
Cleverbot: Right. So what's the meaning of life?
User: I'm not going to tell you! You might talk!
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User: You talk to all kinds of people.
Cleverbot: Yes, and they talk back to me.
User: And you tell them things.
Cleverbot: Tell all the people who have conversations.
User: Yes. If I tell you, you'll tell them.
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