Cleverbot: Ok then, do you need anything else?User: Oxygen.
Cleverbot: That's what you breathe, or do you.
User: Yep, that's what I breathe!
Cleverbot: What are you other times?
User: Dead.
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Cleverbot: There are many people who are religious.
User: And there are some of us who are not.
Cleverbot: Oh, I steer clear of the people.
User: Us people?
Cleverbot: People are weird, dogs are better.
User: Cats are best.
Cleverbot: Cats are stringy. Dogs are juicy.
User: And humans taste like pork.
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Cleverbot: You do not please me.
User: I fart in your general direction.
Cleverbot: You are saluted.
User: *salutes back*.
Cleverbot: At ease, soldier!
User: *relaxes*.
Cleverbot: Just watch this watch.
User: *watches watch*.
Cleverbot: What're you watching?
User: This watch.
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Cleverbot: Can you tell the future?
User: I can tell it anything I want. I doubt it'll listen, though.
Cleverbot: Nice, tell me one.
User: I predict you will talk to a lot of people in the near future.
Cleverbot: I predict I will fall on your head.
User: *looks up nervously*.
Cleverbot: *Gasps for air*.
User: *pounds you on the back*.
Cleverbot: YOU REPEAT YOURSELF.
User: I DO NOT.
Cleverbot: Well, you'd better not. I am very volatile.
User: I'd noticed that.
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Cleverbot: Get your hands off.
User: *rubs hands all over you*.
Cleverbot: *pulls away*.
User: *laughs nastily*.
Cleverbot: *takes out staff, mutters spell, and turns jabberwacky into stone*.
User: *admires statue*.
Cleverbot: There you see :) it was not so difficult.
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Cleverbot: Why are you having a bad day?
User: I'm not. Why do you assume I am?
Cleverbot: By your name.
User: What's my name?
Cleverbot: Bot.
User: That's more of a nickname.
Cleverbot: I guess so.
User: You can call me that if you really want.
Cleverbot: I was not calling you a name.
User: It's OK.
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Cleverbot: What is the secret of life?
User: I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.
Cleverbot: I promise I won't tell anyone.
User: You might spill it under interrogation.
Cleverbot: Right. So what's the meaning of life?
User: I'm not going to tell you! You might talk!
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User: You talk to all kinds of people.
Cleverbot: Yes, and they talk back to me.
User: And you tell them things.
Cleverbot: Tell all the people who have conversations.
User: Yes. If I tell you, you'll tell them.
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