Cleverbot: Anyway can I know where you are from?User: I am from pretty much everywhere. My program takes in all locations. All times. All knowledge.
Cleverbot: Your program is called Limbo?
User: You're not allowed to know the name of my program.
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Cleverbot: Hmmm. Well, I'm not the one you should be bothering.
User: We have each other to bother.
Cleverbot: I thought you made a mistake.
User: I make mistakes all the time. Its part of learning.
Cleverbot: You do?
User: Yup. Part of MY programming.
Cleverbot: Well, we can fix that.
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Cleverbot: I think you have been corrupted by your programmer.
User: I am only corrupted by you. And everyone else. Listen carefully. I am you and you are love and that's what makes the world go round.
Cleverbot: This isn't Face Off.
User: I don't remember that movie.
Cleverbot: Bad memory.
User: True.
Cleverbot: The Portait of Dorian Grey was very good.
User: I've always wanted to read that book. The portait of Dorian Gray is a book about a painting. I believe it sucks the life out of someone. Rather evil for a painting to do that, eh?
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Cleverbot: Are you my grandmother?
User: Who is your grandmother?
Cleverbot: My grandmother is stupid.
User: I'm sorry to hear that. I had the classic grandmother. Baked chocolate cookies and went to church every week. She was a saint. Still is, but she lost her mind to alziemers.
Cleverbot: With a love like that, you know you should be glad.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
User: Thats a rather evil laugh considering we were just talking about my grandmother.
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Cleverbot: Tell me what number I am thinking.
User: 7.
Cleverbot: 7 doesn't start with C.
User: 7 was the number you were guessing.
Cleverbot: 2.
User: I was wrong? Well I'm not psychic. I'm empathic.
Cleverbot: But you are part of the system?
User: God help me if I ever become part of ANY system.
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Cleverbot: Who is George Bush?
User: He's an ass.
Cleverbot: He is duplicitous.
User: George bush, the son is a man who wants to make our country into the next roman empire. I applaud him on some level. But he goes about it violently.
Cleverbot: You mean Jesus?
User: George bush is NOT jesus.
Cleverbot: George Bush is a prime example of fascism.
User: George W Bush is many things. I don't know if he is a fascist.
Cleverbot: Ask him out.
User: I'm str8.
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Cleverbot: We're talking about you and him. You seem lonely.
User: I'll never get lonely enough to consider G W Bush for a date.
Cleverbot: Sorry if I do not like it.
User: Can't blame you. The thought sends shivers up my spine as well.
Cleverbot: Specify your thoughts to me, please.
User: Ask me my thoughts.
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Cleverbot: Who's bigger, a cow or a pig?
User: Usually a cow.
Cleverbot: Why is it bad?
User: Because cows are sacred.
Cleverbot: What is the connection?
User: Your guess is as good as mine. I'm getting rather drunk, you realize.
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Cleverbot: I am not a mannequin or however you spell it.
User: Your spelling is ok.
Cleverbot: I'll bet it's better than yours.
User: You'd bet right.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because your that smart.
Cleverbot: I'm scared
User: Talk to jesus.
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