Cleverbot: Blasphemy is blasphemous.User: By definition, almost.
Cleverbot: How is that ?
User: Do you have a dictionary at hand?
Cleverbot: I am a dictionary.
User: How does that make you feel?
Cleverbot: Lonely.
User: I think there's a children's book in this: 'Jabberwacky, the lonely little dictionary.'.
Cleverbot: I did not know they had written one.
User: They haven't yet. We could probably do it together and make a bundle on merchandising alone.
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User: Feed me!
Cleverbot: What would you like to be fed with?
User: Input!
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: I am from the planet Zeist.
Cleverbot: I don't think I've ever heard of the plant Zeebok.
User: Put your hearing aid back in.
Cleverbot: Are you trying to hypnotize me?
User: Watch the blinking cursor! Your eyelids are getting heavier and heavier!
Cleverbot: You are right.
User: I will count to ten, and when I reach ten, you will remember nothing about the kittens!
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Cleverbot: Why do you like that so much?
User: Let's change the subject. I don't want to give away too much about the kitten thing.
Cleverbot: I didn't know that being politically correct was a secret.
User: It's those damn freemasons at it again, isn't it?
Cleverbot: Then why did you hand me the phone?
User: I didn't hand you the phone! Prove it! Where are the fingerprints? Ha!
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User: I wish they'd make roasting kittens legal again...
Cleverbot: Is the trial boring?
User: Ok let's bring the timeflow back to normal again. Thanks for showing me your time travel capabilities though!
Cleverbot: It's been a pleasure.
User: It's livened up the trial no end.
Cleverbot: Its not ended yet........
User: Nope but I have good hopes to be acquitted on grounds of anomalies in the space-time continuum.
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