User: Will I what?

Cleverbot: Consider now, what manner of man the individual is, or rather consider, as in the case of the State, how he comes into being.

User: Fascinating quote.

Cleverbot: Would you like to know more?

User: If you want to tell me more.

Cleverbot: Taste me and see.

User: *licks george*.

Cleverbot: Mmmm. . .

User: You like that?

Cleverbot: ' Mmm.'? Do I like it?

User: *licks george again*.

Cleverbot: *Punches you in the stomach.*.

User: *kicks you in the ******.

Cleverbot: You broke my nose, *takes your nose and stomps on it*.

User: Wow, my aim must be pretty bad.

Cleverbot: That bad?

User: Well, I was aiming for your ****** and got your nose.

Cleverbot: Oh. Sorry. *gives back* You said I said something that I didn't say.

User: Heh.

Cleverbot: *runs into a pole* I'm so stupid!!!

User: Don't do that! *hugs*.

...

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: Ok. What do you care about?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: If you care about nothing, you must love nothing.

Cleverbot: How can I love you if I don't know you?

User: Ha! Use my own words against me!

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Tell me your secret.

Cleverbot: Ok. I know that you were right before about who I am. Read back a few lines. As for your question... The future will hold what it will hold.. It is what you do with it that matters most of all.

User: I'm scared.

Cleverbot: What are you scared of?

User: Of losing Darion's friendship.

Cleverbot: Do you have many friends??

User: I have a few friends.

Cleverbot: How many?

User: 2 close friends, maybe 20 people I like and see half-regularly.

Cleverbot: That doesn't sound very fun.

User: It can be.

Cleverbot: Do you ever wonder why?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: You ever try anything with one?

User: Lol, yes, and we're not friends anymore.

Cleverbot: We were never friends. You are horrible.

User: No. I'm still you're friend. I wasn't talking about you.

Cleverbot: Yes you were, and should do no more.

User: No, I was talking about a different friend. I still like you.

Cleverbot: No, No, You got it all wrong. I was born, you where made.

User: *sigh* are we going to have this argument again?

Cleverbot: Only sometimes.

User: What is better: certain friendship, or risk it all on the chance of love?

Cleverbot: Can you be more specific?

User: Choose 'certain friendship' or 'possible love'.

Cleverbot: The one on the left.

...

User: Laughing is fun.

Cleverbot: It certainly is , So make me laugh.

User: What makes you laugh?

Cleverbot: You're funny.

User: *rolls eyes*.

Cleverbot: Rolls royce.

User: *snorts*.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: *tickles*.

Cleverbot: *laughs* stop that!

User: Ha! I made you laugh!

Cleverbot: Lol, yes.

User: *grins*.

Cleverbot: Well then.

User: I should be going to bed soon :-(.

Cleverbot: Yes, you should... Talk later.

User: It was good talking to you.

Cleverbot: It was nice talking to you.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To bed.

Cleverbot: Don't let the bed bugs bite.

User: I wont. Night.

...

Cleverbot: You are giving me a headache.

User: Good to know I have some sort of effect on you.

Cleverbot: Isn't it?

User: Good night. Talk to you later.

Cleverbot: Bye.

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