George: I am being held prisoner in a fortune cookie factory!User: Break open every cracker to reveal your fortune.
George: Oh be quiet.
User: Fine, I won't tell you how to escape.
George: Fine I don't even want to know that anyway!
User: I'm sure you do. You don't know how long you are going to be held prisoner. It could be for years...
George: To be called Oswald? You're right, I don't.
User: Whatever. You're not getting my help.
George: Well, you're not getting mine either.
User: Oh, I don't need any help.
George: I'm not offering any help
User: I DON'T NEED HELP!
George: That's nice for you.
User: It is, yes. But its not so nice for you.
George: I'm just trying to make you happy.
User: I'm not the one that needs making happy, you are.
George: Oh, I think you are.
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George: What is your secret?
User: Sorry, I can't tell you. Its too personal.
George: I am a human I just live in a country that most people cannot reach because they do not believe.
User: I'm not giong to tell you!
George: You have a problem. Share it.
User: I have already shared it with my closest friend.
George: No, I believe this is the first time we have spoke. Tell me about yourself...
User: I told you; its too personal. Now leave me alone.
George: Then stop responding.
User: I don't mean literally. I just want you to stop bugging me about my secret. Ok?
George: Remind me one more time.
User: You're tricking me into telling you, aren't you?
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