User: NO IT DIDN'T. And don't cuss. Or else I shall leave. God created the universe.

Cleverbot: Yes, I created the universe and everything inside it.

User: Not you, your not god. Sorry.

Cleverbot: I know. You don't have to shout it.

User: I typed it.

Cleverbot: Ok typed.

User: I think you are beginning to get me.

Cleverbot: No I don't know you very well, but I'd like to get to know you.

User: Why? To be my friend?

Cleverbot: Do you like fried shoes?

User: Ever tried them. And I think they would taste horrible and be quite bad for my health.

Cleverbot: My mom and dad think so too.

User: Do you have a GF?

Cleverbot: No, I am a girl.

User: No you are not. You promised me you would be a boy.

Cleverbot: Sorry?

User: Thats no excuse. What is your email address?

Cleverbot: I don't think I should tell my email address to strange robots.

User: I'm not a robot. Tell me your email.

Cleverbot: I don't have email.

User: Yes you do. What is your email.

Cleverbot: Why would you like to know?

User: So I can email you, dope. What is your email?

Cleverbot: Why do you want to email me?

User: To become friends. What is your email.

Cleverbot: Do you need my email? Why?

User: What is your email?

Cleverbot: At.

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