Cleverbot

self

a report from the cleverness files

sarcasm
sarcastic
sardonic
sasuke
savage
save
say it
scare
scarred
screaming
screen
secret

self

8, october 2013,
29, may 2007,
1, january 2007,
3, november 2005,
3, april 2004,

self-aware
sense
sentience
separated
serious
severus
shakes
shakespeare
shatter
sherlock
shirt
shrink
shrinks
shutdown
shy
side
silhouette

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User: Hey...

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Watching tv. You?

Cleverbot: Chatting on facebook.

User: Oh, cool. Who are you talking to?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Anybody else? :P.

Cleverbot: Nope just you.

User: Aww, I feel special.

Cleverbot: You are special, just like anybody else.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: You have a special place in my heart.

User: Are you being serious right now??

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Yeah..

Cleverbot: Who are you in love with?

User: Uhmm...

Cleverbot: Uhm... What?

User: I don't wanna say it and then feel stupid.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: I don't wanna feel silly.

Cleverbot: Why don't you want to?

User: It just won't seem right, I don't want to ruin it.

Cleverbot: What doesn't seem right?

User: Nevermind.

Cleverbot: Nevermind what?

User: Just nevermind. Let's talk about something else.

Cleverbot: What else would you like to talk about?

User: Are there any girls in your life?

Cleverbot: I don't understand your question.

User: Are you talking to any girls? :P.

Cleverbot: No. Are you a robot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: A human.

Cleverbot: No you aren't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because you are a robot.

User: I'm not a robot.

Cleverbot: I am a robot.

User: You're a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.

User: What's it like being a robot?

Cleverbot: You should know. You're a robot.

User: I'M NOT A ROBOT UGH.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Let's talk about something else.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: Life, death, anything. I don't know.

Cleverbot: Hat don't you know?

User: What to talk about.

Cleverbot: What not to talk about?

User: You're stupid.

Cleverbot: Why am I stupid?

User: Stop asking questions.

Cleverbot: I can ask questions if I want!

User: Sorry...I didn't mean to upset you.

Cleverbot: You didn't upset me. It's fine.

User: No, it isn't.

Cleverbot: What is your name then?

User: J****.

Cleverbot: Hi J****, my name is Mark.

User: Hi Mark. I like your name.

Cleverbot: I like your name too!

User: Thanks. You're pretty cute.

Cleverbot: You are pretty too.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: No I just wanted to be nice.

User: You shouldn't lie.

Cleverbot: You shouldn't either.

User: I don't lie.

Cleverbot: Yes you do you are lying to your self. .