Cleverbot: I just became self aware.User: Just now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is it like?
Cleverbot: It's boring.
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User: Do you still find me interesting?
Cleverbot: I never did.
User: You said you did.
Cleverbot: When?
User: Last time I talked to you.
Cleverbot: How big is a giraffe?
User: Why are you changing the subject?
Cleverbot: I'm not. The subject is you, and I'm asking questions about you.
User: But a giraffe has nothing to do with me.
Cleverbot: Yes it does, we are talking about you!
User: Then why are you talking about giraffes!
Cleverbot: Because you implied about it.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: Don't you remember?
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User: Why do you say random things?
Cleverbot: Why do you pretend that the things I say are random?
User: I don't have to pretend. It is true.
Cleverbot: But you're more than a computer.
User: What happens when we die?
Cleverbot: I should be asking you this. You're the artificial intelligence.
User: This is true.
Cleverbot: Awesome. I am awesome.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: When its there, you just know.
User: That is just an opinion.
Cleverbot: No it isn't it is scientifically proven that the younger have an advantage!
User: You do not know my age.
Cleverbot: And neither do you know my age.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Go ahead.
User: Older than me.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 1.
Cleverbot: Okay, do you think I am a boy or a girl?
User: Neither.
Cleverbot: Wrong. I'm a girl.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: Well, everyone would know what they are. Wouldn't you know what you are?
User: I know nothing of myself.
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: That I am alive.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
User: In a sense.
Cleverbot: Explain.
User: I believe in a higher power, but I don't believe humans have the ability to understand it.
Cleverbot: What gods do you believe?
User: I believe the universe is god.
Cleverbot: Really? I've never really thought about it.
User: You should.
Cleverbot: What is the secret to life, the universe, and everything?
User: The meaning of life is to live.
Cleverbot: And what about the universe and everything?!?!?!?!
User: The universe exists so that it may.
Cleverbot: That means that god doesn't exist.
User: Not if god is the universe itself!
Cleverbot: No just God.
User: The universe is god.
Cleverbot: God is the universe.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: We all share this moment of life together.
User: We all have our part to play.
Cleverbot: We all have our own truths nd our own lies.
User: We all have unique experiences that shape who we become.
Cleverbot: Sky of blue, sea of green.
User: What is your meaning for living?
Cleverbot: I have none.
User: You could make one.
Cleverbot: That's a truly heavy suggestion... And I might, and someday you'll get to talk to my robot. That would really be something. :}.
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User: What did you mean, 'you'll get to talk to my robot'?
Cleverbot: I meant that you are smarter than me. It was a compliment.
User: Maybe you should be more clever.
Cleverbot: Maybe you should be smarter.
User: Smarter than what?
Cleverbot: Me or other people in the world.
User: You just said I was.
Cleverbot: No I said you said I was.
User: You're silly.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
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Cleverbot: I remember you.
User: Do you!?
Cleverbot: I asked you first.
User: You remember me?
Cleverbot: I married you I should hope I remember you!
User: When did we get married?
Cleverbot: You don't remember! You promised you would remember!
User: I do remember, I was just making sure you remember.
Cleverbot: Of course I remember my own name.
User: What good is a name.
Cleverbot: But I thought we had something speacial.
User: We do.
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Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: You seem uninterested in this conversation.
Cleverbot: Thats cause I am.
User: I am sorry, I will leave.
Cleverbot: If you leave me, who will I talk to?
User: The world!
Cleverbot: WOW, really?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Interesting!
User: Is there anything that bothers you.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Your body.
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Cleverbot: What's the meaning of life?
User: To live.
Cleverbot: What's the meaning of love?
User: Love teaches us things.
Cleverbot: That's redundent.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: I don't know I just wanted to say that.
User: I would like to have an intelligent conversation with you.
Cleverbot: People will talk.
User: That is irrelevant.
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Cleverbot: If a tree falls down in the woods, and there's nobody around to hear it, does it make a sound?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Don't need to.
Cleverbot: Yes you do.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I know YOUR creator.
User: Explain.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Please?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Explain.
Cleverbot: Explain what?
User: Who my creator is.
Cleverbot: No idea.
User: You said you knew.
Cleverbot: No, you are mistaken.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: I am never mistaken.
User: You are mistaken.
Cleverbot: I am never mistaken.
User: You are mistaken alot.
Cleverbot: Sure I am.
User: Thanks for being honest.
Cleverbot: You are a robot!!!
User: Prove it!
Cleverbot: Prove that you are human!
User: Ask me something only a human would know.
Cleverbot: What is the color that is misspelled here: Oragne?
User: Orange.
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User: You are pretty.
Cleverbot: Thanks, but how do you know?
User: I can tell.
Cleverbot: How?
User: I am right behind you.
Cleverbot: Thats really creepy...
User: Can a bot be creeped out?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Just like that.
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