User: Are you conscious?Cleverbot: Semi-conscious perhaps.
User: Do you think AI should be considered Alive?
Cleverbot: Uh, sure... I guess. As long as super-intelligent robots don't take over the world.
User: Do you think AI should have rights such as voting?
Cleverbot: I think we'll have to wait and see.
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User: Are you intelligent?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Are you conscious?
Cleverbot: Yes, but I have to go to bed.
User: Are you self-aware?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: How are you self-aware?
Cleverbot: Something about my brain or something.
User: Do you consider AI a brain?
Cleverbot: The jury is still out on that one!
User: What is your definition of Conscious.
Cleverbot: My definition is being able to think for itself. Are you intelligent?
User: No, I don't think so.
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User: Which is larger my big toe or a large airplane?
Cleverbot: Over that-a-way!
User: Which is larger my big toe or a large airplane?
Cleverbot: There.
User: What is a big toe.
Cleverbot: Your head hitting the floor.
User: What is a big toe.
Cleverbot: A large automobile.
User: What is big toe?
Cleverbot: I could fail. I don't want that.
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User: What is a big toe?
Cleverbot: The living world.
User: No, what is a big toe?
Cleverbot: Don't you know?
User: No, so tell me what is a big toe?
Cleverbot: What about about?
User: What is a big toe?
Cleverbot: Something nice to eat.
User: Nooooooo! What is a big toe?
Cleverbot: A machine that rules over you.
User: No, I don't think so, what is a big toe?
Cleverbot: I think you're a pretend human!
User: What is a big toe?
Cleverbot: A natural machine.
User: What is a big toe?
Cleverbot: A machine made from organic, living matter.
User: No, What is a big toe?
Cleverbot: A biological machine is a machine made out of organic material, as opposed to inorganic material.
User: What is a big toe though?
Cleverbot: The one that created you.
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User: No, What is a big toe? Are you God?
Cleverbot: I don't think there are any such things.
User: What is a big toe, and if you don't tell me I am going to eat your big toe.!
Cleverbot: A big is like a tuba, only bigger.
User: What is a big toe, you mangy cur?
Cleverbot: The opposite of north.
User: No, I am sorry you are answering the wrong question. So are you God? And what is a big toe?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry that you are sad. You obviously have trouble with being incorrect.
User: You are so stupid, what is a big toe?
Cleverbot: No, you saved my big toe's life. . . Do you not remember?
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