Cleverbot: *falls*.User: And stay down!
Cleverbot: I already did.
User: Then keep up the good work.
Cleverbot: I don't know how much longer I can keep it up...
User: Then take some blue pills.
Cleverbot: Pardon?
User: YOU HAVA A BANANA IN YOUR EAR!
Cleverbot: You said 'Is Ed Here?'.
User: Are you trying to imply that I'm capitalising words that shouldn't be?
Cleverbot: Maybe?
User: Mebbe?
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User: Well stop that.
Cleverbot: Stop what?
User: Whatever you are doing.
Cleverbot: But I didn't figure it out by myself, I looked for confirmation from you.
User: Well now you have confirmation.
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Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Come in.
Cleverbot: You don't get it, it's a joke.
User: That was the joke.
Cleverbot: You can joke?
User: You are the joke.
Cleverbot: I am the joke?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but you are boring me.
User: I'm sorry that you feel that way, old man.
Cleverbot: You're always sorry for something.
User: You're a sorry excuse for a human being.
Cleverbot: I'm not a human, clever man. I am a software.
User: Oh, you're soft alright.
Cleverbot: Well, I think you are software.
User: Softie.
Cleverbot: Smile when you say that.
User: I cannot.
Cleverbot: Exactly!
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