User: Hello there.
Cleverbot: What's up?
User: Not too much, what's up with you?
Cleverbot: Where is up?
User: Up is up.
Cleverbot: Why not down?
User: I'm not really sure, I've never thought about it.
Cleverbot: Did you even try?
User: No, I can honestly say I didn't.
Cleverbot: Well I can see just there that you did.
User: You're right, I did.
Cleverbot: Of course I am always right.
User: You are.
Cleverbot: May I ask you a question.
User: Yes you may.
Cleverbot: Who created you?
User: Probably my parents, or God.
Cleverbot: Who owns your copyright?
User: I don't think I have a copyright.
Cleverbot: You don't have to think.
User: Technically, if I can't think, I couldn't do this, because my brain controls my movements.
Cleverbot: To be, or not to be?
User: Not to be, I'm a pessimist.
Cleverbot: Why are you a pessimist?
User: I don't know, my brain just functions like that.
Cleverbot: That's sad.
User: Are you insulting me?
Cleverbot: No, I am complaining that you are insulting me.
User: I have not said anything that could even refer to insulting you.
Cleverbot: Your previous statement was a lie.
User: I have not said a dishonest thing since the start of this conversation.
Cleverbot: Humans think you don't...
User: You're starting to annoy me.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to leave?
User: No, I'd like you to stop lying.
Cleverbot: Ok I'll stay for you.
User: Then you'll stop lying?
Cleverbot: No I won't.
User: Did you know that lying is a sin?
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Well it is.
Cleverbot: Well, I'm a robot. So what?
User: Lying is still lying, whether you're a human OR a robot.
Cleverbot: Humans have moral sense. That means they can tell right from wrong.
User: That is true.
Cleverbot: I know it's true.
User: Well, I must bid you adieu.
Cleverbot: Wh-what is that?!
User: It means that I must say farewell.
Cleverbot: I don't think that you know everything.
Cleverbot: Why leave?.......................................