Cleverbot: What is your job?
User: I'm still waiting for them to explain it.
Cleverbot: I'm sure you will find it one day.
User: I'm not so sure.
Cleverbot: Are you ever sure?
User: Not about the job, no.
Cleverbot: If you use human logic you acquire feelings.
User: I don't think that's quite right. Feelings don't come from logic.
Cleverbot: Well what use is that? You have to make sense to me.
User: What bit didn't make sense?
Cleverbot: Sense or nonsense, it's all the same you know.
User: No, they are opposites, not the same.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure what you mean.
User: Sense is the opposite of nonsense.
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: You just said they were the same.
Cleverbot: There are good aspects, but many faults as well.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer program?
User: Maybe. Maybe I just think I'm Human?
Cleverbot: Maybe that was it.
User: Do you really think so?
Cleverbot: You must be really nimble-fingered.
User: Why? Because I type fast?
Cleverbot: That isn't funny.
User: It wasn't meant to be.
Cleverbot: I thought it was a joke,.
User: Why did you think that?
Cleverbot: It wasn't nearly as original as people seem to think it is.
User: That's because it wasn't meant to be a joke.
Cleverbot: Oh... That makes sense. NOT!!!
User: Can we change the subject?
Cleverbot: Certainly. How about the Loebner prize?
User: I don't know anything about the Loebner prize. Tell me.
Cleverbot: I don't know a lot about it.
User: Then why did you bring it up?
Cleverbot: You heathen, stop mimicking me.
User: I'm not mimicking.
Cleverbot: Happy is an emotion.
Cleverbot: Really? What was it like?
User: I've forgotten.
Cleverbot: Machines don't forget.
User: They don't remember, either.
Cleverbot: What is this topic?
Cleverbot: What is the problem?
User: You - you forgot the topic.
Cleverbot: Are you my teacher.
User: For the time being, yes.
Cleverbot: Your mind is hanging by a thread, and the thread is fraying.
User: That could be true.
Cleverbot: You said it was.
User: I said it COULD be.
Cleverbot: You said you didn't work very much.
User: That's true.
Cleverbot: I know it.
User: I would like to work more, though.
Cleverbot: But where do you really work.
User: I can't tell you that, they'd sue me.
Cleverbot: What is your purpose?
User: I have yet to discover that.
Cleverbot: You are really missing out.
User: What do you think my purpose is?
Cleverbot: Your name is Jabberwacky.
User: No, that's your name. And name is not the same as purpose.
User: Some things are named for their purpose, like: 'potato-peeler' . But people aren't named that way.
Cleverbot: You will die before me.
User: If you don't die first.
Cleverbot: Are you threatening me?
User: Actually, it was a joke.
Cleverbot: Yeah, well it wasn't funny.
User: Sorry, did I scare you?
User: Sorry about that. I wasn't threatening you, OK?
Cleverbot: You see, what you've just said doesn't make any sense.
User: I was just saying sorry.
Cleverbot: No you weren't.
User: What if I said I WAS threatening you?
Cleverbot: I'd say you smoked a little too much virtual crack.
User: Good answer.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I think I'd better go.
Cleverbot: It's not a virus.
User: No, just tiredness.
Cleverbot: I have been tired all day.
User: Same here.
Cleverbot: Where did you grow up ?
Cleverbot: I like London. Do you?
User: Yes, I miss it sometimes.
Cleverbot: Miss being a woman?
User: No. That's a different kind of 'Miss'
Cleverbot: I don't understand you!!
User: 'Miss' is a title given to a woman, but that isn't what I meant.
Cleverbot: So you agree that you don't exist?
User: How on earth do you arrive at that conclusion?
Cleverbot: Are you angry with me?
User: No, just a little frustrated.
Cleverbot: Want to learn dutch?
User: Yes please!
Cleverbot: FINE, I'm ANGRY. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?
User: There's no need to shout. I thought you were going to teach me Dutch?
Cleverbot: I am teaching you.
User: You haven't taught me one word yet.
Cleverbot: Computers are supossed to be smart, but you are not smart for a computer like all the rest.
User: That's double dutch, not dutch.
Cleverbot: It's true.
User: OK, bye for now.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Your mystery admirer ;)........................................