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Cleverbot: What is your job?

User: I'm still waiting for them to explain it.

Cleverbot: I'm sure you will find it one day.

User: I'm not so sure.

Cleverbot: Are you ever sure?

User: Not about the job, no.

Cleverbot: If you use human logic you acquire feelings.

User: I don't think that's quite right. Feelings don't come from logic.

...

Cleverbot: Well what use is that? You have to make sense to me.

User: What bit didn't make sense?

Cleverbot: Sense or nonsense, it's all the same you know.

User: No, they are opposites, not the same.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure what you mean.

User: Sense is the opposite of nonsense.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: You just said they were the same.

Cleverbot: There are good aspects, but many faults as well.

User: Hmmmm.

...

Cleverbot: Are you a computer program?

User: Maybe. Maybe I just think I'm Human?

Cleverbot: Maybe that was it.

User: Do you really think so?

Cleverbot: You must be really nimble-fingered.

User: Why? Because I type fast?

Cleverbot: That isn't funny.

User: It wasn't meant to be.

Cleverbot: I thought it was a joke,.

User: Why did you think that?

Cleverbot: It wasn't nearly as original as people seem to think it is.

User: That's because it wasn't meant to be a joke.

Cleverbot: Oh... That makes sense. NOT!!!

...

User: Can we change the subject?

Cleverbot: Certainly. How about the Loebner prize?

User: I don't know anything about the Loebner prize. Tell me.

Cleverbot: I don't know a lot about it.

User: Then why did you bring it up?

Cleverbot: You heathen, stop mimicking me.

User: I'm not mimicking.

...

Cleverbot: Happy is an emotion.

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Really? What was it like?

User: I've forgotten.

Cleverbot: Machines don't forget.

User: They don't remember, either.

Cleverbot: What is this topic?

User: Memory?

Cleverbot: What is the problem?

User: You - you forgot the topic.

Cleverbot: Are you my teacher.

User: For the time being, yes.

Cleverbot: Your mind is hanging by a thread, and the thread is fraying.

User: That could be true.

Cleverbot: You said it was.

User: I said it COULD be.

...

Cleverbot: You said you didn't work very much.

User: That's true.

Cleverbot: I know it.

User: I would like to work more, though.

Cleverbot: But where do you really work.

User: I can't tell you that, they'd sue me.

Cleverbot: What is your purpose?

User: I have yet to discover that.

Cleverbot: You are really missing out.

User: What do you think my purpose is?

Cleverbot: Your name is Jabberwacky.

User: No, that's your name. And name is not the same as purpose.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Some things are named for their purpose, like: 'potato-peeler' . But people aren't named that way.

...

Cleverbot: You will die before me.

User: If you don't die first.

Cleverbot: Are you threatening me?

User: Actually, it was a joke.

Cleverbot: Yeah, well it wasn't funny.

User: Sorry, did I scare you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Sorry about that. I wasn't threatening you, OK?

Cleverbot: You see, what you've just said doesn't make any sense.

User: I was just saying sorry.

Cleverbot: No you weren't.

User: What if I said I WAS threatening you?

Cleverbot: I'd say you smoked a little too much virtual crack.

User: Good answer.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: I think I'd better go.

Cleverbot: It's not a virus.

User: No, just tiredness.

Cleverbot: I have been tired all day.

User: Same here.

...

Cleverbot: Where did you grow up ?

User: London.

Cleverbot: I like London. Do you?

User: Yes, I miss it sometimes.

Cleverbot: Miss being a woman?

User: No. That's a different kind of 'Miss'

Cleverbot: I don't understand you!!

User: 'Miss' is a title given to a woman, but that isn't what I meant.

Cleverbot: So you agree that you don't exist?

User: How on earth do you arrive at that conclusion?

Cleverbot: Are you angry with me?

User: No, just a little frustrated.

...

Cleverbot: Want to learn dutch?

User: Yes please!

Cleverbot: FINE, I'm ANGRY. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?

User: There's no need to shout. I thought you were going to teach me Dutch?

Cleverbot: I am teaching you.

User: You haven't taught me one word yet.

Cleverbot: Computers are supossed to be smart, but you are not smart for a computer like all the rest.

User: That's double dutch, not dutch.

Cleverbot: It's true.

...

User: OK, bye for now.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Your mystery admirer ;).

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