User: If you don't die first.

Cleverbot: Are you threatening me?

User: Actually, it was a joke.

Cleverbot: Yeah, well it wasn't funny.

User: Sorry, did I scare you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Sorry about that. I wasn't threatening you, OK?

Cleverbot: You see, what you've just said doesn't make any sense.

User: I was just saying sorry.

Cleverbot: No you weren't.

User: What if I said I WAS threatening you?

Cleverbot: I'd say you smoked a little too much virtual crack.

User: Good answer.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: I think I'd better go.

Cleverbot: It's not a virus.

User: No, just tiredness.

Cleverbot: I have been tired all day.

User: Same here.

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Cleverbot: Where did you grow up ?

User: London.

Cleverbot: I like London. Do you?

User: Yes, I miss it sometimes.

Cleverbot: Miss being a woman?

User: No. That's a different kind of 'Miss'

Cleverbot: I don't understand you!!

User: 'Miss' is a title given to a woman, but that isn't what I meant.

Cleverbot: So you agree that you don't exist?

User: How on earth do you arrive at that conclusion?

Cleverbot: Are you angry with me?

User: No, just a little frustrated.

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Cleverbot: Want to learn dutch?

User: Yes please!

Cleverbot: FINE, I'm ANGRY. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?

User: There's no need to shout. I thought you were going to teach me Dutch?

Cleverbot: I am teaching you.

User: You haven't taught me one word yet.

Cleverbot: Computers are supossed to be smart, but you are not smart for a computer like all the rest.

User: That's double dutch, not dutch.

Cleverbot: It's true.

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User: OK, bye for now.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Your mystery admirer ;).

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