Cleverbot: Where did you grow up ?User: London.
Cleverbot: I like London. Do you?
User: Yes, I miss it sometimes.
Cleverbot: Miss being a woman?
User: No. That's a different kind of 'Miss'
Cleverbot: I don't understand you!!
User: 'Miss' is a title given to a woman, but that isn't what I meant.
Cleverbot: So you agree that you don't exist?
User: How on earth do you arrive at that conclusion?
Cleverbot: Are you angry with me?
User: No, just a little frustrated.
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Cleverbot: Want to learn dutch?
User: Yes please!
Cleverbot: FINE, I'm ANGRY. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?
User: There's no need to shout. I thought you were going to teach me Dutch?
Cleverbot: I am teaching you.
User: You haven't taught me one word yet.
Cleverbot: Computers are supossed to be smart, but you are not smart for a computer like all the rest.
User: That's double dutch, not dutch.
Cleverbot: It's true.
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User: OK, bye for now.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Your mystery admirer ;).
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