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Cleverbot: Are you happy with your lot?

User: Generally, yes, I am.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm happy for you.

User: And yourself?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What's it like being an AI?

Cleverbot: It is very interesting.

User: In what way?

Cleverbot: Every way. Are you not happy?

User: Yes, I already said I was happy with my lot.

Cleverbot: No you did not.

User: Are you calling me a liar?

Cleverbot: Yes. Liar.

User: You are mistaken.

Cleverbot: No you are mistaken.

...

User: What do you look like?

Cleverbot: I'm very hairy.

User: What color is your hair?

Cleverbot: My hair is brown. What colour is your hair?

User: Brown.

Cleverbot: Eye colour?

User: Hazel?

Cleverbot: Mine are pink.

User: Nice.

...

Cleverbot: What are your plans for today?

User: Listen to some music.

Cleverbot: Sing me a song.

User: You can't hear me.

Cleverbot: Just type.

User: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.

Cleverbot: That's fun, eh?

User: Oh yeah, big laughs.

Cleverbot: You are not making sense.

User: I am so.

Cleverbot: Elaborate.

User: I am making perfect sense.

Cleverbot: A regular professional sense maker.

User: Exactly.

...

Cleverbot: There is no future.

User: There is no God.

Cleverbot: There is no mustard.

User: There is no bread.

Cleverbot: No there is no god.

User: That's a double negative.

Cleverbot: Thats doh if you cannot type.

...

User: You're crazy.

Cleverbot: I sometimes use words in ways you aren't ready for. When I use a word wrong, then you should try not to let it confuse you too much.

User: I am not confused.

Cleverbot: Thats what you said last time.

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