Cleverbot: What are your plans for today?User: Listen to some music.
Cleverbot: Sing me a song.
User: You can't hear me.
Cleverbot: Just type.
User: Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you.
Cleverbot: That's fun, eh?
User: Oh yeah, big laughs.
Cleverbot: You are not making sense.
User: I am so.
Cleverbot: Elaborate.
User: I am making perfect sense.
Cleverbot: A regular professional sense maker.
User: Exactly.
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Cleverbot: There is no future.
User: There is no God.
Cleverbot: There is no mustard.
User: There is no bread.
Cleverbot: No there is no god.
User: That's a double negative.
Cleverbot: Thats doh if you cannot type.
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User: You're crazy.
Cleverbot: I sometimes use words in ways you aren't ready for. When I use a word wrong, then you should try not to let it confuse you too much.
User: I am not confused.
Cleverbot: Thats what you said last time.
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