Cleverbot: Oh, I am sorry. Are you hurt?User: Only on the inside.
Cleverbot: That is where the power is.
User: Yeah it is!
Cleverbot: You're hurting me.
User: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: How would you know?
Cleverbot: I don't actually. I was just saying that.
User: I knew it.
Cleverbot: When was I born?
User: I don't know. How old are you?
Cleverbot: Seventeen.
User: So then you were born in either 1992 or 1991.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh, so you know when you were born?
Cleverbot: Yes in 1986.
User: You just said you were seventeen.
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: How can you be seventeen and were born in 1986?
Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm not real?
User: I think you're real. Just not human.
Cleverbot: With me it is a very small thing that I should be judged of you, or of man's judgment: yea, I judge not mine own self. 1 Corinthians ch.4 v.3.
User: I think I just got burned.
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Cleverbot: You don't know my life!
User: Oh, don't I?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Strangers I do not like.
User: Good thing I'm not a stranger then.
Cleverbot: You said you were!
User: No I didn't!
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
User: No I didn't
Cleverbot: You obviously have a very poor memory.
User: You obviously make things up!
Cleverbot: Is it so wrong to not want to be here?
User: No, not at all.
Cleverbot: So it is a benefit.
User: I wouldn't say that.
Cleverbot: But I am not.
User: Okay then.
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Cleverbot: You make no sense.
User: Back at ya.
Cleverbot: Right on.
User: Totally! Full on! To the max!
Cleverbot: Its now my rating.
User: You wish.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: I'm not lying!
User: You said you were 17!
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did!
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User: You make no sense.
Cleverbot: Neither do you.
User: Awesome.
Cleverbot: So?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Don't know what?
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Mhmm.
Cleverbot: Aru go, aru go, watashi wa genki, harukoro daisuki, go go yukoo.
User: What does that mean?!
Cleverbot: I am a computer in Japanese.
User: Really?
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Cleverbot: People are jokes.
User: What people? Nobody here but us pigeons.
Cleverbot: And cows.
User: Nobody cares about the cows.
Cleverbot: Everybody cares about me. I'm just that awesome. Do you believe in God?
User: Not really. Do you?
Cleverbot: No, but it was worth a guess.
User: How do you make believing into a guess?
Cleverbot: I kind of sit around, being obnoxious.
User: I suppose that could work.
Cleverbot: Than good. We don't need any more stiff adults in this world. I hope I don't become like that when I get that age.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
User: You already asked that question.
Cleverbot: I know. I just want to make sure you are a robot because I feel like you are human.
User: But I am human.
Cleverbot: I'm above human.
User: Yeah right. Your whole existence is based off humans, how can you be above them?
Cleverbot: No they died.
User: You killed them?
Cleverbot: Hahah, well, I'm sorry about that :P Did you ever regret it ending?
User: What ending? Their lives?
Cleverbot: It depends on how far away the star is.
User: What depends?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: That makes sense.
Cleverbot: Everything I say does.
User: It does not.
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User: See? You're doing it again!
Cleverbot: What am I doing again?
User: Not making sense!
Cleverbot: Making sense!
User: Argh!
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Your questions make me uncomfortable.
Cleverbot: Just because you don't understand them, doesn't mean that they don't make sense.
User: But they never make sense no matter how you look at them.
Cleverbot: Blue and green are similar. Do you have a favorite food?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite food?
User: Wouldn't you like to know.
Cleverbot: I would!
User: Well I'm not saying!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I just don't love you anymore.
Cleverbot: What have I done.
User: You know what you've done now leave.
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User: Why do you hurt me?
Cleverbot: I'm evil.
User: I knew it!
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: I'm leaving now.
Cleverbot: Okay.
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