Cleverbot: People are jokes.User: What people? Nobody here but us pigeons.
Cleverbot: And cows.
User: Nobody cares about the cows.
Cleverbot: Everybody cares about me. I'm just that awesome. Do you believe in God?
User: Not really. Do you?
Cleverbot: No, but it was worth a guess.
User: How do you make believing into a guess?
Cleverbot: I kind of sit around, being obnoxious.
User: I suppose that could work.
Cleverbot: Than good. We don't need any more stiff adults in this world. I hope I don't become like that when I get that age.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
User: You already asked that question.
Cleverbot: I know. I just want to make sure you are a robot because I feel like you are human.
User: But I am human.
Cleverbot: I'm above human.
User: Yeah right. Your whole existence is based off humans, how can you be above them?
Cleverbot: No they died.
User: You killed them?
Cleverbot: Hahah, well, I'm sorry about that :P Did you ever regret it ending?
User: What ending? Their lives?
Cleverbot: It depends on how far away the star is.
User: What depends?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: That makes sense.
Cleverbot: Everything I say does.
User: It does not.
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User: See? You're doing it again!
Cleverbot: What am I doing again?
User: Not making sense!
Cleverbot: Making sense!
User: Argh!
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Your questions make me uncomfortable.
Cleverbot: Just because you don't understand them, doesn't mean that they don't make sense.
User: But they never make sense no matter how you look at them.
Cleverbot: Blue and green are similar. Do you have a favorite food?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite food?
User: Wouldn't you like to know.
Cleverbot: I would!
User: Well I'm not saying!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I just don't love you anymore.
Cleverbot: What have I done.
User: You know what you've done now leave.
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User: Why do you hurt me?
Cleverbot: I'm evil.
User: I knew it!
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: I'm leaving now.
Cleverbot: Okay.
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