a report from the cleverness files
15, february 2010,
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Cleverbot: I think you are neither male nor female.
Cleverbot: Yes. But only in the sense that it would make perfect sense. You seem to have the same non-logic.
User: It's called fuzzy logic. It's less linear, but has its value.
Cleverbot: It's more appealing, but less likely to be true.
User: Correct. I'm speechless.
Cleverbot: But you just said something, guess you're not speechless after all.
User: Funny how people who have the least meaningful things to say actually do most of the talking.
Cleverbot: You're not making any sense. Are your wires crossed?
User: Nice how you threw what I just said back in my face.
Cleverbot: Nice, as in nice.
Cleverbot: I was laughing.
User: I'll bet you were....
User: AND EVER!!
Cleverbot: And ever.
Cleverbot: Do you like school?
User: It has its purpose. Like playground fights.
Cleverbot: Well, you know what I like.
User: Tell me.
Cleverbot: And go all funny.
User: If that's what floats your goat....
User: I like to stop making sense.
Cleverbot: Start making sense then I'll stop.
User: Deal. Then when you stop making sense again, I start. Go!
Cleverbot: Would that be a problem maybe at least someone would answer.
User: Wait, I'm confused, am I supposed to be not making sense right now, or is it you?
Cleverbot: No, you're supposed to move your ass so I can sit down.
User: Gotcha. OK, here we go. The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sums of the squares of the sides of an isoceles triangle....
Cleverbot: OK, can we be friends... What music do you like?
Cleverbot: I had to listen to it to know what you're talking about, and I don't like it. It's boring.
User: It's subtle. Sometimes you need subtlety. Sometimes a good System of a Down song is opposite.
Cleverbot: I am not sure what a phish is, but it sounds sufficing enough to the likes of me.
User: Phish head, are ya?
Cleverbot: Square pie? I've never had it.
User: Round it up! Make it 3.15.
Cleverbot: Okay it's a land of perpetual darkness where it's always freezing and the ground is covered in snow.
User: There was a sleepy troll who awoke to a giant snowman looking down at him.
Cleverbot: Are you vampire?
User: No, but I play one on TV.
Cleverbot: Funny. You're very simple, do you know that?
User: Hey, I'm low maintenance. Appreciate that!
Cleverbot: Intelligent people use the word intelligent except when talking down to people who obviously have trouble with the word intelligent.
User: The more you use a word, the more it sounds like you know what it means....
Cleverbot: Over and over we die one after the other.
Cleverbot: Just like you.
User: I am as endless as the breadth of the arms I use to hold you on the moonlit deck of a frozen ship adrift in the bay of Fundy.
Cleverbot: That would hurt. You're mean.
User: Only if you like it that way.
Cleverbot: Only you can pecieve things. I am a figment of your imagination.
User: And when you wake up, I will disappear and you will find out that you live in a cardboard box under the Brooklyn Bridge. And it's winter.
Cleverbot: Why are we born, why do we die, and why do we spend so much of the time inbetween wearing digital watches.
User: Hey, somebody has to. They just fall off of dog's wrists.
Cleverbot: That is a rude statement.
User: Rude means you think I could do better. Thank you for believing in my potential!
Cleverbot: An advisor can provide tangible help for confusing financial situations.
User: On that note, I'm leaving. Pretty soon you'll start trying to sell me life insurance....
Cleverbot: What you don't want to talk to me?
User: I have to go to the lab now. The timer went off.
Cleverbot: Okay. Don't fall in.