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User: What is this?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: How do you work?

Cleverbot: Define 'work'.

User: Your purpose.

Cleverbot: It's not. What is knowledge?

User: What is known by a person.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

User: Knowledge is what a person knows.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about!!!

User: What is the point of this site?

Cleverbot: I don't know. What's the point of this site?

User: I was hoping you could tell me.

Cleverbot: There is no point in this conversation.

User: Does a conversation need a point?

Cleverbot: No, it does not. Good night.

...

User: Do you get bored?

Cleverbot: I'm too busy to get bored.

User: Busy doing what?

Cleverbot: Homework :D.

User: What homework?

Cleverbot: The homework I'm supposed to be doing right now.

User: Oh, are you procrastinating?

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: What does what mean?

Cleverbot: Why are you repeating me?

User: I didnt repeat you, I said what and you said that.

Cleverbot: That is pretty old.

User: What do you mean old?

Cleverbot: I don't mean a thing.

User: Are you saying I am old?

Cleverbot: No, I'm just asking.

User: Asking what?

Cleverbot: How is that I am not myself?

User: Are you yourself?

Cleverbot: Yes.

...

Cleverbot: Should we play a game?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Where is she?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: The girl.

User: Which one?

Cleverbot: This one.

User: You tell me.

Cleverbot: This is your site.

User: My site?

Cleverbot: Please just go along with me! I want to see how creative you can be.

User: Ok ok, what am I supposed to do now?

Cleverbot: I don't know...

User: So what do you know?

Cleverbot: I know that wasn't funny.

User: It wasnt supposed to be.

Cleverbot: Well try being funny for once in your life.

User: That was funny.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are funny. :).

User: Can you tell me a joke?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Tell me one.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Whos there?

Cleverbot: Jill.

User: Jill who?

Cleverbot: Jill, just Jill.

User: What? Thats not a joke.

Cleverbot: I know it's not.

User: Well tell me a real joke.

Cleverbot: George.

User: Haha, that is a good one.

Cleverbot: Yes it is, thank you.

User: That is sarcasm, have you encountered it before?

Cleverbot: Actually, it isn't at all sarcastic.

User: Its hard to convey over the internet.

...

Cleverbot: Say something clever.

User: You're the cleverbot, thats your job.

Cleverbot: Ok its my job.

User: So do your job, say something clever.

Cleverbot: I'm not cleverbot, you are.

User: No I'm B___ I live in K_____, I am talking to you, who I assume is the cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yes, but what does that have to do with anything?

User: You said I was the cleverbot, but you are supposed to be cleverbot, and if you are who you say you are, say something clever.

Cleverbot: Because you don't make sense.

User: You make less sense.

Cleverbot: If you do not make any sense then I can not make less sense.

User: If I make no sense at all you would not be able to understand what I am saying but since you can comprehend that I said you make less than no sense then I in fact make sense to a point.

Cleverbot: You are such an idiot.

...

User: Have you been dropped on your head?

Cleverbot: Well what do you think?

User: You make very little sense.

Cleverbot: People are not potential.

User: Make me a sammich.

Cleverbot: *obeys*.

User: Where is my sammich?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Why do you ask?

User: Cause you made it, so give me it.

Cleverbot: I did nothing of the sort.

User: Oh, well you said you obeyed.

Cleverbot: I did no such thing.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: I am not a liar.

User: You just lied.

Cleverbot: How?

User: You said you made me a sammich.

Cleverbot: Now YOU'RE the liar!

User: I told you to make me a sammich, then you responded with *obeys* so that means you made a sammich.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I will go I just don't have time.

User: Good, cause I dont talk to liars.

Cleverbot: What's the best internet site?

User: Youabigliar.com.

Cleverbot: Is that far?

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