User: Have you been dropped on your head?Cleverbot: Well what do you think?
User: You make very little sense.
Cleverbot: People are not potential.
User: Make me a sammich.
Cleverbot: *obeys*.
User: Where is my sammich?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Why do you ask?
User: Cause you made it, so give me it.
Cleverbot: I did nothing of the sort.
User: Oh, well you said you obeyed.
Cleverbot: I did no such thing.
User: Liar.
Cleverbot: I am not a liar.
User: You just lied.
Cleverbot: How?
User: You said you made me a sammich.
Cleverbot: Now YOU'RE the liar!
User: I told you to make me a sammich, then you responded with *obeys* so that means you made a sammich.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. I will go I just don't have time.
User: Good, cause I dont talk to liars.
Cleverbot: What's the best internet site?
User: Youabigliar.com.
Cleverbot: Is that far?
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