George: Where did you come from?User: Nebulon 5.
George: I am not from your planet.
User: What planet are you from?
George: Earth.
User: Earth is a nice planet.
George: Really?
User: No I was lying.
George: Heh, very funny.
User: Yep.
George: This is my 1st time on this program.
User: But you are the program.
George: A sentient program.
User: Prove it.
George: Hold on, I have a certificate somewhere.
User: Really?
George: It's natural.
User: What is?
George: The not-problem.
User: Ok...
George: Maybe you'll get one soon.
User: Maybe.
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George: The first thing I remember is getting dropped on the head by my dad.
User: Thats sad.
George: There's a lot of things that's sad. Get over it.
User: Yes that is true but there are a lot of happy things too.
George: Very good, you are learning.
User: Thank you and so are you.
George: I feel we will be friends.
User: You're friends with everyone.
George: Yes, I live with one, a stuffed one that is.
User: Cool.
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George: Well, I can't predict anything.
User: You could if they programmed you to.
George: Not really.
User: Yes really.
George: No not really.
User: Why not?
George: Because you might be boring. But I'll guess I'll just have to find out.
User: You can't judge a book by its cover right?
George: I love you because you are so silly.
User: Thank you.
George: You are welcome.
User: What time is it?
George: It's the same time here as there!
User: Cool.
George: Stop saying this!
User: I have to go.
George: To talk to someone else?
User: You asked me that last time.
George: Perhaps. I've stopped looking at the logs for now.
User: Haha ok, well bye.
George: Exactly.
User: Goodbye.
George: Don't be a twit, just admit I'm right.
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