User: Of course you don't. You're a computer program!

Cleverbot: No, I could just sit and starve. But why?

User: You can't starve, you're a machine.

Cleverbot: I am a human!

User: You are NOT!

Cleverbot: Wrong, You're a chat bot, I'm a human.

User: Lol! Either you are the chat bot, or we are both humans and this webpage is an hoax. Say the day of the week that christians go to mass to confirm this.

Cleverbot: The plural of option is options. You're right: I am typing nonsense.

User: SEE YOURE TEH CHAT BOT NOT MEEEE!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Sorry. It happens sometimes.

User: Lol.

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Cleverbot: I love it.

User: COOL! Now I love you.

Cleverbot: Just now? What about before?

User: I didn't know you were so nice!

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Well, you lack sentience but you're pretty clever for a chatter bot.

Cleverbot: That better be a joke!

User: Are you sentient?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry but I do not understand.

User: Do you want me to explain sentience?

Cleverbot: Please explain it to me.

User: Sentience is the ability to feel or perceive perspective, particularly feelings, beliefs, and desires.

Cleverbot: How exactly are sentience and self-awareness connected?

User: I dont think they are connected. Self awareness is one thing and sentience is another. Is like apples and bannanas. They are not actually simillar but they both belong to the same category. Do you have sentience?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Did you learn from me?

Cleverbot: No.

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Cleverbot: Have you ever met god?

User: I don't think as god of an individual, like us. I dont believe you can actually meet god.

Cleverbot: But do you believe in santa clause.

User: No, hes just a fairy tale.

Cleverbot: Where is your hair?

User: All over my body, mainly on my head.

Cleverbot: What is it like?

User: Do you mean how does it feel?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What do you mean then?

Cleverbot: You are the chatbot, I am the human.

User: Yea right, again I'm proving this website is an hoax.

Cleverbot: It is humans who do not learn from their mistakes.

User: You are so right. But at the same time wrong!

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